The Librarian was not familiar with love, which had always struck him as a bit ethereal and soppy, but kindness, on the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I thought she thought he was just a big pile of jobbies?” he said. “I seen her oout walkin’, an’ when… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
In her own special category, she was quite beautiful. This was the category of all the women, in his entire life, who… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
If I knew that I could die, I would live. My life, my death, my choice. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Mort was already aware that love made you feel hot and cold and cruel and weak, but he hadn't realized that it… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst! — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Money doesn't buy happiness, Gytha." "I only wanted to rent it for a few weeks! — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Strength enough to build a home, Time enough to hold a child, Love enough to break a heart — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I've got Alzheimer's. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Thats how we survive infinity - we kill it by breaking it up into small bits. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Your whole life passes in front of your eyes before you die. This is called living. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become? — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“She even tried the one which every romantic nerve in her body insisted should work, which consisted of theatrically giving up, sitting… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The city wasa, wasa, wasa wossname. Thing. Woman . Thass what it was. Woman. Roaring, ancient, centuries old. Strung you along, let… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
But that was just it - hate was exactly the right word. Hate is a force of attraction. Hate is just love… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man! — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“She couldn't do any worse, but then, he couldn't do better. So maybe it balanced out.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
But ye gotta know where ye're just gonna rush in. Ye cannae just rush in anywhere. It looks bad, havin' to rush… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Granny Weatherwas was not a jouster in the lists of love, but, as an intelligent onlooker, she knew how the game was… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Not all questions are answered, but fortunately some answers are questioned. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I could be wrong. Not being certain is what being a philosopher is all about. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
