...Being a father is the most exciting, amazing thing that ever happened to me. — Jimmy Fallon Amazing things Copy Share Image
I sing in the car if I'm in LA, because you're like soundproofed. — Jimmy Fallon Car Copy Share Image
It's Friday. That's one reason to celebrate. Also, it's the first day in a long time when no one declared they're running… — Jimmy Fallon Celebrate Copy Share Image
Starbucks is planning to close down all the restrooms in its New York locations. Which explains the most popular new Starbucks order:… — Jimmy Fallon Coffee Copy Share Image
The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all. — Jimmy Fallon Boston Copy Share Image
Ted Cruz raised over a million dollars after announcing that he's running for president. Which is why today RadioShack announced that it… — Jimmy Fallon Announcing Copy Share Image
The 'Tonight Show' didn't seem like an actual job that you could have. All you remember is you watched Johnny Carson, and… — Jimmy Fallon Carson Copy Share Image
Thinking about all that - what it means to be happy - I think it overloaded your brain. — Jimmy Fallon Brain Copy Share Image
My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream. — Jimmy Fallon Dad Copy Share Image
Ben Carson actually lost a tooth. Which explains why he said that under his leadership, Americans would be entitled to 'life, liberty,… — Jimmy Fallon Ben carson Copy Share Image
President Obama became the first sitting president to visit a federal prison yesterday. Obama said it was a good chance to talk… — Jimmy Fallon Chance Copy Share Image
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen attended a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton in New York City this week. Hillary told them, 'Good luck with… — Jimmy Fallon Ashley Copy Share Image
You can't reinvent the wheel. I remember when we first started out at 'Late Night,' we were trying to hire directors, and… — Jimmy Fallon Behind Copy Share Image
Jeb Bush gave a speech yesterday. He had a pretty rough time. He accidentally said that ISIS has 200,000 men instead of… — Jimmy Fallon Boko haram Copy Share Image
Jeb Bush's brother Neil said that their mother has 'come around' to the idea of Jeb running for president in 2016. Because… — Jimmy Fallon Brother Copy Share Image
Yesterday in Florida, President Obama kissed a woman on the cheek after she told him he looks good. Which explains why last… — Jimmy Fallon Air Copy Share Image
Researchers in the U.K. have developed a vegetable called super broccoli designed to fight heart disease. Not to be outdone, researchers in… — Jimmy Fallon America Copy Share Image
In a two-hour interview last Friday, Bruce Jenner told ABC's Diane Sawyer, 'For all intents and purposes, I'm a woman.' At which… — Jimmy Fallon Abc's Copy Share Image
Rachel Dolezal stepped down from her position as president of an NAACP chapter after it was revealed that she was a white… — Jimmy Fallon Black Copy Share Image
Most kids come home from school. They don't go to their TVs first. They go to the Internet. They check their emails,… — Jimmy Fallon Blogs Copy Share Image
I got my shot at the movies. I love doing standup live. I didn't know what I wanted to do. I wanted… — Jimmy Fallon Engaged Copy Share Image
“Troy: Why do we inflict this on ourselves? Ben: Why? I'll tell you why, 'cause the Red Sox never let you down.… — Jimmy Fallon Baseball Copy Share Image
That's right, Mitt Romney took on Evander Holyfield in a boxing match for charity, and it was a pretty one-sided fight. But… — Jimmy Fallon Boxing Copy Share Image
“Ben: You know what's really great about baseball? Lindsey Meeks: Hmm? Ben: You can't fake it. You know, anything else in life… — Jimmy Fallon Baseball Copy Share Image
I read one chapter of a book and put it down. Thank God for Kindle. — Jimmy Fallon Book Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. — Jimmy Fallon Childhood Copy Share Image
Today is 11/11/11, a date so simple even Rick Perry can remember it. — Jimmy Fallon Remember Copy Share Image
Success is just happiness. When you are happy, that is success. — Jimmy Fallon Happiness Copy Share Image
