The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have… — Brett Favre Copy Share Image
I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down. Then,… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I want a life that sizzles and pops and makes me laugh out loud...I want my everyday to make God belly laugh,… — Shauna Niequist Copy Share Image
Chaplin made me laugh and cry without saying a word. I had an instinct. I was touched by the soul of Chaplin… — Marcel Marceau Copy Share Image
Yeah, some kids called me fish lips because I had these really full lips. Now I'm sure all those same girls are… — Denise Richards Copy Share Image
Of course the Devil is laughing at folks for believing it [Big Bang, etc.]. But hey, it works, it sends 'em to… — Kent Hovind Copy Share Image
In fact I was slightly badly behaved at school and got in trouble. I would get a bee in my bonnet about… — Olivia Colman Copy Share Image
At my wedding, my bridesmaids said, "You're the funniest person we've ever met." I hope I make people laugh, I hope I… — Anna Camp Copy Share Image
“Why am I begging you, who parades your suffering over the ruins like a king in order to ensure that you will… — Kathy Acker Copy Share Image
O lovely eyes of azure, Clear as the waters of a brook that run Limpid and laughing in the summer sun! — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
I wonder that a soothsayer doesn't laugh whenever he sees another soothsayer. — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
You’ll be fine. You’re 25. Feeling [unsure] and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See what those feelings are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I enjoy watching a woman with really bad teeth and a good sense of humor struggling to use her lips and tongue… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It's important to remember that life is a joke, and that outlook grants a lot of perspective, but I don't think comedy… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
And suddenly I realize that although I've never thought about being in love with Nick before, all the right ingredients are there.… — Jane Green Copy Share Image
If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a man, don't bother analyzing his ways of being… — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
I'm Irish, so I'm messing all the time. Which means, I'm having a laugh. I'm always making jokes. — Saoirse Ronan Copy Share Image
Rick Perry is the perfect candidate for those who thought George W. Bush was just too dang cerebral. And Adios, Mofo is… — Paul Begala Copy Share Image
This time Clary concentrated, trying to focus her mind on Simon-The Simon-ness of him, the shape of the way he thought, the… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
That's a lovely experience when you make an audience laugh. Then the nerves go away for a bit. And sometimes you do… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I love watching audiences scream. I imagine it's the same joy that a director feels who has made a comedy when he… — Leigh Whannell Copy Share Image
I went home every night to New Jersey - or most nights - and to help with the six-grade math homework or… — Kellyanne Conway Copy Share Image
I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
The world rests upon a turtle, which itself stands on the back of an elephant!” Alek tried not to laugh. “Then what… — Scott Westerfeld Copy Share Image
The fact that you touched somebody's soul or made them laugh-that's a wonderful thing. — Gerard Butler Copy Share Image
If you can't laugh at yourself or take any type of criticism or comment about yourself, I think it's more of a… — Jason Roy Copy Share Image
I laugh when I hear that the fish in the water is thirsty. You wander restlessly from forest to forest while the… — Kabir Copy Share Image
What I love is when I'm in the theater with audiences and I hear them laugh. That's such a relief to me.… — Francesca Gregorini Copy Share Image
I would like to go mad on one condition, namely, that I would become a happy madman, lively and always in a… — Emile M. Cioran Copy Share Image
When I say something funny, I don’t laugh, so my friends are always like, ‘Hahahahaaaa!’ so people know. When I’m not with… — Blake Lively Copy Share Image
I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
I want to keep working, I want to keep doing my humanitarian stuff around the world, shining light on different places that… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
I'm physically completely mal-coordinated. My best friend used to make me run for the bus just to give herself a quick, cheap… — Emily Mortimer Copy Share Image
When your children arrive, the best you can hope for is that they break open everything about you. Your mind floods with… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image