„I forgive you for stealing my shawl.“ She smiles as he laughs. And then she vanishes. A simple trick of distracting his… — Erin Morgenstern Copy Share Image
I've worked with people and I've known people that were really competitive but I've always said that I take an Elizabeth Bennett… — Anne Hathaway Copy Share Image
“That's because we have it so good", I told her, trying on his deep voice. We impersonated him all the way home,… — Emily M. Danforth Copy Share Image
I find it easier to cry than I do to laugh convincingly. It's incredibly hard to pull off a laugh that feels… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
The next time you and somebody are in an elevator alone, give them the creepiest stare followed by the creepiest smile ever.… — Dan Cummins Copy Share Image
I like films that are so funny, dramatic and lifelike simultaneously, that you are laughing and cringing simultaneously all throughout the film. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Class has always been a staple of British comedy. We've always been able to laugh at it. When British shows are translated… — Dick Clement Copy Share Image
When you really laugh, for those few moments you are in a deep meditative state. Thinking stops. It is impossible to laugh… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
I knew what I wanted to do when I set out. I knew that I wanted to write a book that told… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
We're trained to believe we should cling to one person only. Yet there are so many people who pass in and out… — Iris Johansen Copy Share Image
“I hate to say it, but all that stuff they try to tell you about women being empowered and how it's fine… — Robin Epstein Copy Share Image
When faced with demanding situations, can you keep your heart as light as a feather? Can you laugh your way through challenges… — Alan Cohen Copy Share Image
Jokes are great capsules of information. I think they should never be censored. They often are offensive - and we're offended by… — Lynne Tillman Copy Share Image
There is no need for historical research. The war didn't take place a thousand years ago. Over a million Iranians served at… — Mohammad Marandi Copy Share Image
In a library, you can find small miracles and truth, and you might find something that will make you laugh so hard… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
Sometimes you walk past a pretty girl on the street there's something beyond beauty in her face, something warm and smart and… — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
Whenever I see her, we laugh enough to last for the month. She's my best friend, and someday when we're old enough… — Grace Lin Copy Share Image
I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a… — Cecily Strong Copy Share Image
Black Tragedy lets slip her grim disguise and shows you laughing lips and roguish eyes; but when, unmasked, gay Comedy appears, how… — Thomas Bailey Aldrich Copy Share Image
When a well-rounded character takes over, he doesn't lecture you about his history and how he is misunderstood. He lives his life,… — Andrew Lam Copy Share Image
Comedy always works better when you're tracking the story and you care about the characters. That's why there's a lot of movies… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel… — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
When I was a child, my mother always told me that you could wake up in the middle of the night and… — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
We do not believe in the notion of God's chosen people. We laugh at this people's fancies and weep over its misdeeds.… — Jostein Gaarder Copy Share Image
And so we stayed out in the garden of the old house until we couldn't kick a ball, laughing in the gathering… — Tony Parsons Copy Share Image
I don't suppose God laughs at the people who think He doesn't exist. He's above jokes. But the devil isn't. That's one… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
With drama, you need to be laughing, in between takes, 'cause you're going to those recesses of your soul and those dangerous… — Josh Peck Copy Share Image
Looking silly can be ver powerful. People who are committing and taking risks become the king and queen of my prom. People… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I must down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life, To the gull's way and the whale's way where the… — John Masefield Copy Share Image
I get a kick out of watching a team defense me. A player moves two steps in one direction and I hit… — Rod Carew Copy Share Image
The wind is tossing the lilacs, The new leaves laugh in the sun, And the petals fall on the orchard wall, But… — Sara Teasdale Copy Share Image
I'm discovering there are innumerable ways to package, promote and sell my humor, as long as I reserve a little for myself… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But, brothers, this biting of their toe-nails over what is the CAUSE of badness is what turns me into a fine laughing… — Anthony Burgess Copy Share Image
When I go to Europe or South America, they laugh at things that are totally different than what Americans would laugh at.… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I'm making fun of midwestern homophobia [in the joke], but I'm still saying faggot. And almost every month as I'm doing that… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
Because humor brings us back to earth, it helps us to use well what is left to us even when we are… — Kathleen R Fischer Copy Share Image
That’s really sweet.” He grinned and reached for a plate. “Then I believe my mission is accomplished.” Laughing softly so I didn’t… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
I think it's more honest, true to life, to write about serious matters. And also not to do something that's gentle. I… — Guy Jenkin Copy Share Image
Were it not for the amusement of our books, we should be moped to death for want of occupation. It rains incessantly.… — Marie de Rabutin-Chantal, marquise de Sevigne Copy Share Image
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