Laughing Quotes · Page 13

Never laugh at live dragons.

— Anonymous

Laughing is medicine for the soul.

— Anonymous

Love is hearing my son laugh.

— Kelly Stables

Money makes a man laugh

— John Selden

I really love laughing.

— Maya Rudolph

HAHAHHAHA CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!! :D

— Anonymous

A loud smile is often a fake laugh.

— Saahil Prem

If it gets laughs, it's funny.

— Rachel Dratch

If I look at it, I would laugh. I don't know how I became successful.

— Ai Weiwei

Happiness is laughing with someone not laughing at someone.

— Ritesh

I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.

— Maya Angelou

It's a mystery to me what makes people laugh.

— Kristen Wiig

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs.

— Liz Curtis Higgs

Students who laugh more- learn more. Students who laugh more earn more.

— John Cleese

It's better to make people laugh than cry.

— Ronnie Barker

Japan is the perfect example of make plans, and watch God laugh.

— Christopher Titus

Things that are really offensive make me laugh because I like things that push the envelope, go out on a limb, and…

— Courteney Cox

I just love having little vocal snippets like laughs and coughs, not necessarily stuff that has huge significance, just little human qualities.

— Ryan Hemsworth

When you realize that you are an eternal being, you will laugh at things that used to give you anxiety attacks.

— Stephen Baxter

Laughing is such a pure and natural thing I try to laugh every day. Think that's one of the most important things…

— Bill Kaulitz

Couples who spend at least 10 minutes a day laughing together are more likely to have a stronger relationship.

— Anonymous

[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness.

— Gwyneth Paltrow

Sooner or later we'll be looking back on everything and we'll laugh about it like we knew what all was happening

— Michael Tolcher

A small laugh startled me and I looked over to see her actually smiling. Making her do that more often was a…

— Abbi Glines

“And you, trying to look all innocent walking in here. You’re a real conch at this, aren’t ya?” “Did you just insult…

— Shelly Crane

When I was down you picked me up, when I was laughing you laughed with me, when I was going through hard…

— Leanne Davis

All I've ever wanted to do is entertain people - make them laugh, think, smile, feel creeped out or scared; whatever it…

— Eric Stonestreet

I get a great laugh from artists who ridicule the critics as parasites and artists manqués — sucha horrible joke. I can’t…

— Manny Farber

I laugh at it now, but one time I had an agent tell me I would never work in TV if I…

— Amanda Righetti

I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their…

— Roseanne Barr

The world is laughing at us. They're laughing at the stupidity of our President [Barack Obama]. Remember he drew the line in…

— Donald Trump

('Eraserhead') may seem like a dark film, but my father and I watch it, and all we do is laugh. It was…

— Jennifer Lynch

Everybody goes to the funeral, but everybody laughs when it's funny. While entertainment is happening, that's just what it is, entertainment -…

— Lloyd Banks

I talked about everything, man. I've always written material that everyone can laugh at. I talked about growing up. I did a…

— J. B. Smoove

Better be careful talking about how good my cooking is. Roslyn might get jealous.” The vampire madam let out a soft laugh.…

— Jennifer Estep

Tis mighty easy o'er a glass of wine On vain refinements vainly to refine, To laugh at poverty in plenty's reign, To…

— Charles Churchill

Within the memory of many of my townsmen the road near which my house stands resounded with the laugh and gossip of…

— Henry David Thoreau

[The woman] paused and seemed to take a deep breath. 'You see,' she declared. 'I am Tom Mallow's aunt.' Catherine's first instinct…

— Barbara Pym

I seldom get self-righteous, and even when I am being impolite (almost always on purpose - there's an art to insulting people,…

— Linus Torvalds

I believe that one becomes stronger emotionally by taking life less personally. If your employer criticizes your report, don't take it personally.…

— Marilyn vos Savant