I can see that you don’t believe me. Maybe it was the cookie? Well, you refused to taste my cookies last night… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
“Look here, Mrs. Bradley," he said. "I feel a pretty frightful bounder telling you all this about the poor girl, but I… — Gladys Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Two thousand Sufi poets assembled in Baghdad last night Bullets, rockets and granades flying Allah heard only their wine voices Bursting in… — Gabriel Rosenstock Copy Share Image
“Then don’t,” Jake said. “We talked last night. I feel good about what we decided. Don’t you?” — Jessie Evans Copy Share Image
“Then it was horn time. Time for the big solo. Sonny lifted the trumpet - One! Two! - He got it into… — Charles Beaumont Copy Share Image
Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Destiny The chicken I bought last night, Frozen, Returned to life, Laid the biggest egg in the world, And was awarded the… — Marin Sorescu Copy Share Image
“Hey,” I said, wondering why I was either short on words or babbling when I spoke to him. I touched his hat.… — Rachel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
I'm thinking like, the girl you brought home last night stole your chain, obvi. She probably stuffed it in her ass crack. — Snooki Copy Share Image
“You didn’t complain when I came to keep you warm last night, author” — Chris d'Lacey Copy Share Image
Have you ever lie so much...you start believing yourself...lol...I swear dis morning I waz like Damn did I really fuck wit Alicia… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
I’ll carry you over my shoulder if I must, just as I did last night. If I’m forced to do it, however,… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Father in heaven, Thank you for another day on earth to live for you! Thank you for watching over me last night… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Last night you said you wanted to know what to expect so you could better select your attire. I told you we… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“Last night in the latrine. Didn't you whisper that we couldn't punish you to that other dirty son of a bitch we… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
How many people saw Arnold's speech last night? I haven't seen that many Kennedys in one place since their last trial. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“I touched the moon last night; a golden glow beyond my grasp. Eons before me it rested there. It will remain when… — Craig Froman Copy Share Image
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas and how he got in my pajamas I'll never know. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“Dear bullies, see that young boy you made fun of for crying? Last night his best friend committed suicide. See the girl… — Marija Not sure if she penned it but I snagged it from her I love it Copy Share Image
I was very drunk last night and I took a bus home. It may not sound like a big thing to you… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but… — Michael Summers Copy Share Image
“He caught my face in his hands and whispered, "Spend the night with me." ... "Kai ... we shouldn't." ... "I'm tired… — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
I'm so excited about school. I'm such a shameless student. I laid my clothes out last night, just like I did before… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“Hannah." He looks at me, the same way he looked at me last night in the diner, with longing and sadness, and… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
