I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was just an introverted pizza. I wish all… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Princes of Troy, on our last night together, Queen Helen and I salute you! — Menelaus Copy Share Image
“Fucked her last night, man, and this morning. Five times. Five. It was like she hadn’t been touched in a decade. So… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“If silence is the admission of guilt, then she must be really guilty, because last night I asked her a question and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Through the miracle of science, or divine intervention, a brick could be made soft, like Jell-O, and a blanket could be made… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
My feet are always cold. I'm a vampire," he said in a teasing voice, almost as if he was trying to chase… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
“But then the cowboy standing in front of you smiles gently and says, “You sure?” Those two simple words opened up the… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“It's like I told you last night son. The earth is mostly just a boneyard. But pretty in the sunlight, he added” — Larry McMurtry Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... and found out that friends are a label we love to use, but usually… — Marshall Ramsay Copy Share Image
Silo was rocking last night many thanks to marco bailey for bringing me out. Very cool underground party — John Digweed Copy Share Image
“There’s a star in the sky that refuses to stay put, and Hadley realizes it’s actually a plane, that just last night,… — Jennifer E. Smith Copy Share Image
Girl : Hey boy ¥ I dream about you last night ¥. Boy : Awwww ¥ Girl : You died. — Scott Stifler Copy Share Image
Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me. No hope, no harm; just another false alarm — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“At dusk the four of them stopped en route home to sit on the riverbank under a canopy of cottonwood trees. Loretta… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
“The three of you were pretty cute last night, with all that touchy-feely crap." "Yeah, that lasted for about two minutes before… — Kate Sherwood Copy Share Image
“There is no question that I am the only thing standing between these animals and the business practices of August and Uncle… — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
“Would you say that you're a good man, Harry?" He had to think about that. "No," he finally said. "In the fairy… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“Normally, Bentner would have beamed approvingly at the pretty portrait the girls made, but this morning, as he put out butter and… — Judith McNaught Copy Share Image
“I don’t care that I no longer have my grandma to keep me company at the dining room table. Especially since she… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Another of them died last night. His body was in the bazaar this morning. It lay, with a collecting bowl at its… — Louise Brown Copy Share Image
“If it’s any consolation,” he murmured, “I had a miserable time last night.” “Good. You deserved to.” She smiled. “Not that I… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
“At least he’d listened to her last night. “Elentiya,” she choked out. “My name is Elentiya.” Her gut tightened. Thank the gods… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
“Emma's mid-twenties had brought a second adolescence even more self-absorbed and doom-laden than the first one. 'Why don't you just come home,… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
