I tell ya, sex is getting harder all the time. Me and my wife were trying to have sex for hours last… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“When she paused, I embraced the opportunity to turn the trend of conversation by saying: 'I am afraid that I was a… — Dick Donovan Copy Share Image
It's amazing when you get to a certain age, and you talk about sleep in the same way you spoke about getting… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
“Everything that happened last night was incredibly cliché bordering on boring. If it was a scene in a movie, I would have… — Allison Raskin Copy Share Image
Nick could see the gun shaking in Alan's hand now, in tight, terrified spasms. "Last night we put a magician in the… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the f**k… — Michael Blackson Copy Share Image
The hardest part is waking up in the morning and remembering what you had been trying so hard to forget last night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Where was I last night? I don’t remember myself. I mean I remember me—I didn’t suffer from an out-of-body experience—but I myself… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
We were so closed last night - then I saw in to your eyes - saying nooooo! - we parted away -… — Mazher (@mazher50 Copy Share Image
Just last night everything had seemed perfect. Well, not perfect. The world was still being tortured with Fey and Lost Souls, but,… — Jessica Sorensen Copy Share Image
“I never knew, not then, not now, whether Cassie thought she had hung up, or whether she wanted to hurt me, or… — Tana French Copy Share Image
“Jesus. I had a dream last night too. You had. I dreamt that my Grandma had just died yesterday. Dear God. And… — Dermot Healy Copy Share Image
“The seven black priests—" Fafhrd muttered. "The six," the Mouser corrected. "We killed one of them last night." "Well, the six then,"… — Fritz Leiber Copy Share Image
“Leaning forward, he dusted a kiss over her lips, his touch light and sensuous. Her eyes closed, wonder and delight shimmering through… — Tracy Anne Warren Copy Share Image
Did you read last nights assignments?" Say "yes'" and get hammered again. Say "no'" and the same thing would happen. — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
Your boy say he love you?? guess what sweetie... he was with me last night. — Jasmine Copy Share Image
“The contrast of her competence and strength in her daily life--he had a feeling Mischa was the kind of woman who didn't… — Eve Berlin Copy Share Image
“I get up and stare out at the place where I live. I’m right at the heart of Planet Normal. Its strangest… — Harry Bingham Copy Share Image
“Mom’s gaze scanned the room and landed on a pair of Missy’s panties. They were the ones she had on last night.… — Alla Kar Copy Share Image
“There is a bench in the back of my garden shaded by Virginia creeper, climbing roses, and a white pine where I… — Mary Rose O'Reilley Copy Share Image
The hardest part is waking up in the morning, remembering what you were trying to forget last night!! — Ayesha_Shah Copy Share Image
Last night it had been my father who had finally said it: "She’s never coming home." A clear and easy piece of… — Alice Sebold Copy Share Image
“So," I said climbing to my feet and changing the subject ASAP, "I had a dream last night someone tried to burn… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
“I shook my head, folding my arms around my waist. He was wrong; he was the one offering fairy dust, Peter Pan… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“Offering I made a poem going to sleep last night, woke in sunlight, it was clean forgotten. If it was any good,… — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
