“I know. And I'm not saying that this going to make up for it. I'm going to try, really try, to make… — Chelsea M. Cameron Copy Share Image
“Nowdays, Rosie the Rivetere was a former soccer mom who had just opened her own catering business when Last Night came down… — Colson Whitehead Copy Share Image
“I Know" Last night, in the water where Barnett Newman’s line disappeared, I drowned. I swam to the surface, like a black,… — Tomaž Šalamun Copy Share Image
i made myself a snowball As perfect as can be. I thought I'd keep it as a pet, And let it sleep… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
I just finished a novel called 'Exult,' by Joe Quirk, last night. It's about hang gliding. I liked his first book, too,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
It seems that's where Bill Clinton came in last night because he told this long story about how they met [with Hillary… — Terry Gross Copy Share Image
Yesterday in Florida, President Obama kissed a woman on the cheek after she told him he looks good. Which explains why last… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Before I start, I'd like to assure you that this speech won't be full of carry on style jokes. Although last night… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I promise that this won't be our last night together, that there will be lots of nights together. I'm promising that we… — H.R. Willaston Copy Share Image
Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to sleep last night with a smile because I knew I'd be dreaming of you, but I woke up this… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yeah, D-Wade called me up last night and said that he saw some film of me in high school and thinks that… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Last night, two men tried to force my shutters. I recognized them: they are two of Rodin's Italian models. He told them… — Camille Claudel Copy Share Image
It is too soon to tell, but old, tired 'Survivor' last night beat 'X Factor.' We're really proud of that. We're anticipating… — Leslie Moonves Copy Share Image
“Well,” he said, “I’m glad to see you’re finally taking some precautions, but you weren’t this tense when I dropped you off… — Kalayna Price Copy Share Image
“I'm tired again this morning. Was I sleepwalking in your nightmares again last night?” — Alfa H Copy Share Image
Im sitting here thinking to myself, why is my heart not beating anymore? Forgot you took it last night. — Troublemaker Copy Share Image
I saw thousands of pumpkins last night come floating in on the tide, bumping up against the rocks and rolling up on… — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
Saturday morning, I'm still yawning, Iphone's going beep! Trying to see whats going on, grabbed it wrong, dropped it and cracked my… — Rachel Copy Share Image
'Cause I'll be there in the back of your mind From the day we met 'til you were making me cry And… — Kellie Pickler Copy Share Image
“When a state trooper passes me on the highway, I grit my teeth, check my speed, and hope nobody put a dead… — Diana Joseph Copy Share Image
“What do you think of this, Holmes? Sholto was, on his own confession, with his brother last night. The brother died in… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share Image
“Are you suggesting I'm all work and no play?" "Sorry, babe, but I call it as I see it." "That's not what… — Erica Spindler Copy Share Image
