They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it? — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When I was told they wanted the show to be about doctors, I was a bit reluctant to sign on, you know?… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children's hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about all these charities is that who sees where the money goes? I don't and you don't. For all I… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics... — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
You know I was just taking a dump one day, and then as I sat there I realized, I really do deserve… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know,… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
For me, acting in scenes with other people is like playing soccer with a bunch of legless five year olds. It's not… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I actually did ponder doing the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing and get a kid from Ethiopia. But you know, I already have… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I lot of people remember when that kid spray-painted my brand new Porsche for Punk'd. That was pretty funny. He got me… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I really don't know why we need a whole month dedicated to blacks. It's not like they're the only ones that suffered.… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
