Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid? — Roddy Piper Kids Copy Share Image
You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide. — Roddy Piper Dictionary Copy Share Image
It was by accident I got into wrestling. Somebody didn't show up, and I just filled in. — Roddy Piper Accident Copy Share Image
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! — Roddy Piper Diaper Copy Share Image
Guys like Ole Anderson, Gene Anderson, Mad Dog Vachon, Johnny Valentine. I love them to death. I'll love them forever. — Roddy Piper Death Copy Share Image
I've been in 30 car crashes, none of 'em my fault, I swear on a stack of midgets... OK, they were probably… — Roddy Piper Car Copy Share Image
Burt Reynolds, the first time I met him, he introduced me at Madison Square Garden at Wrestlemania X. — Roddy Piper First Copy Share Image
Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their… — Roddy Piper Chests Copy Share Image
One night, I knocked out Mr. T, kicked Cyndi Lauper, chased Dick Clark back to his locker room, and slapped Little Richard. — Roddy Piper Back Copy Share Image
'Pro Wrestlers vs. Zombies' is a comedy. It was fun. You just don't take it serious. You just go there, get your… — Roddy Piper Comedy Copy Share Image
If you've got some to say to Ric Flair, you come say it to me, and I'll make the translation. — Roddy Piper Come Copy Share Image
They say that wrestlers are actors, and they couldn't be more wrong. The truth is wrestling and acting could not be more… — Roddy Piper Acting Copy Share Image
I like the fact that I can go away and lose myself so I don't have to live in the world of… — Roddy Piper Acting Copy Share Image
I was the first wrestler ever in the history of wrestling to star in a major motion studio picture that became #1… — Roddy Piper History Copy Share Image
Many hotels, I just sat there and - I call it the silent scream - I don't know why, you just sit… — Roddy Piper Dumb Copy Share Image
There was a lot of work that people don't know about that I did to establish my villain persona. There were a… — Roddy Piper Car Copy Share Image
Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going… — Roddy Piper Beats Copy Share Image
Real wrestling fans always knew Hogan couldn't wrestle. And he's not exactly an intellectual, either... The path he chose is very simple.… — Roddy Piper Fans Copy Share Image
I think that I just wasn't brought up under any rules, and I think that made me a little different and people… — Roddy Piper Aspire Copy Share Image
My business in the beginning was very lawless and the more trouble I go into, the more the promoters liked me back… — Roddy Piper Arena Copy Share Image
Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead? — Roddy Piper Bills Copy Share Image
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. — Roddy Piper Ass Copy Share Image
I put my heart into my career, and the people knew that I did that; and I went from being the most… — Roddy Piper Best Copy Share Image
The very first individual that breaks out in my mind as a top villain is Gorgeous George, and it's hard to beat… — Roddy Piper Beat Copy Share Image
It seems like I have been fighting someone, something, someplace, in some manner, my whole life. — Roddy Piper Fighting Copy Share Image
It's one thing to talk the talk; it's another thing to walk after getting whacked with a coconut. — Roddy Piper Another Copy Share Image
A lot of guys that were trailblazers, if we were to go back to the actual time, were just really scared and… — Roddy Piper Back Copy Share Image
I'd never seen a professional wrestling match. First one I saw, I was in. It was just an accident. — Roddy Piper Accident Copy Share Image
'Piper's Pit' was totally unscripted - everything just happened - thus, innovation was a challenging must to accomplish. — Roddy Piper Accomplish Copy Share Image
Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running. — Roddy Piper Cry Copy Share Image
