The only thing I knew in the world as a little kid was comedy. And no other kids in my school cared… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
The worst environmental decision you can make as a human being is to have 14 kids. — Jane Velez-Mitchell Copy Share Image
To be able to help a 13-year-old kid from the Bronx follow her dreams just by letting her know she's not forgotten… — Alicia Keys Copy Share Image
Some of my favorite actors are Gene Wilder and Eddie Murphy back in the day - that's mainly what me and my… — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
I'd love to travel more. I really look forward to traveling with my kids. I'm just waiting for them to want to… — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
I'm a cereal girl. I have always loved my cereal ever since I was a kid. — Rachel Stevens Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I hesitate to use the term sexual abuse. It conjures up worst-case scenarios in our minds, and we think, "That will… — Carolyn Byers Ruch Copy Share Image
You listen to any monologue on late-night TV or just in general, to people talking, and there's always a joke at someone's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
My politics were really radical when I was younger, and then I moderated like everyone else does when they start having kids. — Steve Earle Copy Share Image
I'm happy to say I haven't received that much negative feedback. I'm always thrilled when I get feedback from young people, particularly… — Andrew Rannells Copy Share Image
I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
There is a big difference to someone being born with vision loss, to a kid having vision loss, to a senior having… — Marla Runyan Copy Share Image
I was a Valley girl; I hung out, and through a photographer friend. I met Peter Douglas, who was one of Kirk… — Theresa Russell Copy Share Image
Nobody's born rotten. You just don't have bad kids. It's not true. There is no such thing. But we can make them… — Jean Liedloff Copy Share Image
Some of my foster families used to send me to the movies to get me out of the house and there I'd… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
I was four when I started modeling. My mom was very much an off-the-stage mom who knew nothing about the business. She… — Charlotte Arnold Copy Share Image
I tell kids, don't trust the media. The media with their emphasis on fame is helping to destroy this country, helping destroy… — Pete Seeger Copy Share Image
I've chosen to be a commentator and an analyzer of politics, rather than an actual doer of it. I think it could… — Doris Kearns Goodwin Copy Share Image
Sometimes people think that because you have money and position you are immune from the human experience. But I can feel as… — Robert Kennedy Copy Share Image
I would say [Lamar] Kendrick, it`s always fun to see what happens when Kendrick takes the stage. And my two oldest kids… — Lars Ulrich Copy Share Image
I sometimes think love is God's way of hoodwinking people into having kids. You fall in love, and all that passion goes… — Matt Dillon Copy Share Image
I have my hands full with my kids and so romance is not high on my list of priorities. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
My father had a Super 8 camera when I was a kid and sometimes he would use it. I did some animation… — Michel Gondry Copy Share Image
I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didnt want to see my kids do the same thing — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I'm a work in progress. You know, my kids didn't come with instructions... and neither did this business, so when I put… — Niecy Nash Copy Share Image
The only jobs kids have are to do well in school, to be charming and polite, and be thankful. That's it. I'll… — Gene Simmons Copy Share Image
I knew what type of player I was: a free agent, a small kid who came from a small school. — Victor Cruz Copy Share Image
Since I was a kid, I've wanted to do sports for a living. In the beginning, I played a lot of soccer,… — Rafael Nadal Copy Share Image
When you have a young kid you can't go out much at night, so I spent a lot of time at home,… — Dan Mangan Copy Share Image
The vast majority of things parents and kids get in conflict over are highly predictable. We're disagreeing about the same expectations the… — Ross W. Greene Copy Share Image
At home, I'm daddy and a husband. There's no Superman's cape. I'm changing diapers, giving my kids baths, and coloring 'Angry Birds'… — Taboo Copy Share Image
Looks like a sand pile my kids have been playing in for a long time - it's all beat up - no… — William Anders Copy Share Image
My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core! — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
In Sweden, I went to an English school, where there was a mishmash of people from all over the world. Some were… — Joel Kinnaman Copy Share Image
I used to shake my head when I heard about mothers who were shocked - shocked! - when their kids came out.… — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
I had no idea where these kids at a small private college in the San Fernando Valley were coming from, why they… — David Antin Copy Share Image
I look down and see little kids in the audience and I'm like, "Oh man, I hope I'm not poisoning these kids!" — DJ Quik Copy Share Image
It's so important for kids to get involved with sports in general at a young age. — Lindsey Vonn Copy Share Image