Am I lonely? Yes. Am I upset? Yes. Am I confused? Yes. Do I have my days when I've thrown a little… — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Writing for young children I find I often use particular jokes with words and exaggerated, funny events, but some of these haunt… — Margaret Mahy Copy Share Image
For those who woke up in a Fussy mood this morning do me a favor, punch your spouse in their fucking face. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never get tired of 'It Was A Good Day' references or jokes or anything like that. It's just, you know, keeping… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
I can't cuss and tell jokes the rest of my life. I gotta say something meaningful. I gotta give something back to… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
I think I'd be a good mother. Maybe a little overprotective. Like I would never let the kid out, of my body. — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
I have a lot of glass in my house, and I remember saying as a joke once that I clean my stuff… — Courteney Cox Copy Share Image
I just killed a spider and there's blood everywhere because the spider was on my wife's face. I'm a murderer, guys. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Breyona didn’t have to force a laugh. “Fellowship? Who do you think you are? Freedo the hobbit?” “It’s Frodo,” he said over… — Eric Edstrom Copy Share Image
I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do. — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Querida, it's alright," he said. "No one has hurt me in years." "Hey, you're supposed to be my brother," I said, trying… — L.A. Weatherly Copy Share Image
There have been some very extreme hecklers in audiences whose bile was so hateful and so meant that it would be a… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment.… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Fat Chicks always talking bout sitting on somebody's Face.... Bitch that's Attempted Murder! — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I did a club one night - the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white. — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
The only basis for even talking about global warming is the predictions spewed out by computer models. The only quote/unquote "evidence" of… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
It's so funny when your at the office party and you crack a joke and your laughing at yourself because you created… — Daryn Copy Share Image
Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing… — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set… — Kevin Sorbo Copy Share Image
