“Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Hilta laughed like someone who had thought hard about Life and had seen the joke.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke ._. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not here to joke around or waste time. I want to put my city and country on the map, and I… — Timothy Weah Copy Share Image
There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Every joke can't be dazzling. And if you think you spotted an inconsistency, you did! — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I've literally had dreams of that moment since I was a kid, no joke, about stepping in for my first at-bat. — Eddy Alvarez Copy Share Image
Self-love means something. I thought it was all a joke for a long time. It's really important. Giving yourself a break is… — Lindsay Shookus Copy Share Image
Only in the mystery novel are we delivered final and unquestionable solutions. The joke to me is that fiction gives you a… — Scott Turow Copy Share Image
I didn't even know any cowboys growing up. When my friends heard that I was marrying a cattle rancher and moving to… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
I always joke that they're all like my children, so I love them all, but I would be lying if I didn't… — Diane Nelson Copy Share Image
If I go and buy a coffee, and somebody asks me what I do, I'll say, 'I find asteroids.' And the first… — Carrie Nugent Copy Share Image
It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
I'm known for fashion photographs, but fashion photographs were mostly a joke for me. In 'Vogue,' girls were playing at being duchesses,… — William Klein Copy Share Image
What do you suppose is the use of a child without any meaning? Even a joke should have some meaning-- and a… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“You say you've seen too many things, that turn out to be too good to be true. Against your better judgment, opened… — Brian McKnight Copy Share Image
What makes 'Pootie Tang' the motion picture enjoyable is its no-brow ambitions; it's a joke action film. It slides through enough African-American… — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
I had an awful joke about Auschwitz I drove everybody crazy with that joke. But that joke makes me feel good. You… — Chantal Akerman Copy Share Image
“MAGGIE, in pain: That’s what I mean; I’m a joke to most people. QUENTIN: No, it’s that you say what you mean,… — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
“A Nasrudin 'joke' may at first seem unfunny, or pointless, but will after study change and begin to reveal itself: you have… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
I have defined values and I'm honest about those leanings. But I have no allegiance to any particular political team. I only… — Will Cain Copy Share Image
Last Friday night, I Twitted a photograph of myself that I intended to send as a direct message as part of a… — Anthony Weiner Copy Share Image
My group of friends, we sort of go at each other pretty hard sometimes. And it's half performance, half truth that you… — Andrew Rannells Copy Share Image
Me and fellow scouser Toni Duggan are a double act. We are always pre-planning some sort of practical joke. — Nikita Parris Copy Share Image
I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
My preference is for people who can do sketch comedy or situational comedy, where it's not a joke, but it's telling a… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
I don't spend much on myself. It's a bit of a joke within the family. — Chris de Burgh Copy Share Image
I always make a joke: 'Don't look into the future; it's too bright.' That's as positive as I can be. — Mike Colter Copy Share Image
“Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don't know the punchline. — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
Can a serious party put up an individual perceived previously or continuously as a joke candidate? I say yes. — Vermin Supreme Copy Share Image
I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny. — Sean Spicer Copy Share Image
I don't want to ever tell a stereotype joke for the sake of it. I'm going to tell the story that I… — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
No comedy should be longer than 90 minutes. There's no such thing as a good long joke. — John Waters Copy Share Image
If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke. — Sacha Guitry Copy Share Image
I couldn't tell a story if my life depended on it. I'm the world's worst joke-teller. — David Shields Copy Share Image
“. . . I still wouldn't be able to control myself around him, and I'm math geek enough to know that equation doesn't work out.” — Robin Brande Copy Share Image
I often joke that 100 years from now I hope people are saying, 'Dang, she looks good for her age!' — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
