Joke Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We seldom look up to the person; we usually look up to their persona.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some men are dogs; some dogs are women.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When a joker dies, the joke remains.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that; they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana