“A life was a life. She'd been orphaned at an age to internalize death as poor material for a joke. And likewise,… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“what else is there to do but laugh and joke...how else can you bear up under the unbearable?” — Jim Thompson Copy Share Image
If I've got a black joke, and I can't tell it in Oakland, then I shouldn't tell the joke anywhere else. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I started a joke, which started the whole world crying. But I didn't see that the joke was on me. — The Bee Gees Copy Share Image
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. — George Orwell Copy Share Image
I'm never worried about a joke being 'too provocative.' There's no such thing. — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
The old joke in my family is that the last person who isn't from New York was coming from Russia. — Emory Cohen Copy Share Image
Someone at school said I dance like a spider, and I've never got beyond that. It's always been a running joke in… — Emma Corrin Copy Share Image
“In the end, perhaps we should simply imagine joke; a long joke that's being continually retold in an accent too thick and… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
If the only reason to be on stage communicating with people is to tell them a joke and make them laugh, that… — Hannah Gadsby Copy Share Image
Comedy Central made me delete the Boston Marathon joke. I wasn't happy about it but, despite popular belief, I can occasionally be… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I have friends growing up in Egypt. I have friends in England. And they just can't believe that what I used to… — Luol Deng Copy Share Image
“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I don't worry about the last shot or the next shot. I concentrate. Every shot gets a clean slate. And when a… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
My brother Peter was always the life of the party, and so the running joke for the first 12 years of my… — Benjamin Bratt Copy Share Image
“There are things you haven’t thought of in centuries.” I waited for the joke, then realized he was serious. Apparently our break… — Angela Corbett Copy Share Image
There were 11 people ten men and one woman hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. They all decided… — Mark Copy Share Image
A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke. All laughed like crazy. After a moment, he cracked the… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“What was that?” I croaked. Akhol sidestepped into my view and towered over us. “It was a Demon.” “But you said—” “I… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
“This is a lot more satisfying," he said, "when I have intelligent life whom I can render awed, rapt with attention for… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
I feel like until you're with the person, the person you end up marrying, you don't ever really know what you're looking… — Ryan Guzman Copy Share Image
“There was an old joke about being left on a deserted island with an editor. You are starving. All you have left… — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
Seems i've crossed the line again for being nothing more than who I am. So, break my bones and throw your stones.… — Shinedown Copy Share Image
Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the… — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
“Death is another story. I will never make a joke about death. It is beyond my powers.” — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
You can't laugh at the same joke again and again, but why do you keep crying over the same thing over and… — Zhat Copy Share Image
The English had hit upon a splendid joke. They intended to catch me or to bring me down. — Manfred von Richthofen Copy Share Image
Americans do believe in progress and there is almost certainly a kernel of truth in the joke. — Alan Dundes Copy Share Image
But men and women, getting along, it's a joke. We have completely different brains, it's a completely different thing. — Christina Applegate Copy Share Image
“Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
My dad? He worked at a steel plant over in Charleston. Night shift. Nine at night to nine in the morning, no… — A. J. Green Copy Share Image
“It is a cosmic joke. Preoccupation with survival has set the stage for extinction.” — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
Is everything a joke to you?” I asked. He dabbed his tongue to his lip again. “Not everything.” “Like what?” “You. — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
I always joke that everything else that I do is to support my theater habit. — Megan Hilty Copy Share Image
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“You really should learn how to take a joke, as easily as you take a dick." -Shirley” — Charli McBride Copy Share Image
I don't believe in acting teachers for me, so it's God's joke that he gave me a best friend who's an acting… — Laurence Fishburne Copy Share Image
