Joan Rivers, who said to Marcel Marceau, Can we talk? Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
You need to look like a lady at the Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers will tear you apart. Then again, you aren't really… — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image
On Ecstasy, Joan Rivers looks like Pamela Anderson, so imagine what Pamela Anderson looked like. — Tommy Lee Copy Share Image
I've never seen her live, but I remember watching a Joan Rivers standup special for the first time and literally thinking she… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
You see a Donald Trump on TV, just like you'd see Joan Rivers on TV when she was living, and you see… — Pam Bondi Copy Share Image
I have nothing snarky to say about Joan Rivers' appearance. We should all be that happy with how we look on camera,… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
I don't want to push barriers myself. You go to see Joan Rivers to see barriers being pushed. You watch 'Little Britain'… — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
Joan Rivers is 80 and she's fantastic. She lives in mortal fear of not filling that 1,500-seat room. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I'm 50. I'll try anything. Except… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I don't know the secret of Mrs. Brown, but what I do know is that there are things that Mrs. Brown says… — Brendan O'Carroll Copy Share Image
Some people admire the aspirational rock star figures whose biopics make it to TV, the people they watched as kids and made… — Aisling Bea Copy Share Image
I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately… — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Carol Burnett, Gilda… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
Oddly enough, Dame Edna is not interested in show business. Her friends in Los Angeles are mostly in the world of petroleum.… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
“And when I say the Fashion Police, of course I’m speaking of the small group of screeching gay guys and fashion “experts”… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I would be so mad if I saw something called a memoir, and then it was Mike Birbiglia. It would be so… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew my mind.… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
I mean, I'm from the Joan Rivers, Don Rickles kind of old-school comedy in that nothing is off the table, certainly not… — Randy Rainbow Copy Share Image
I worked with so many comedians who became big names - so many, I can't even remember some of their names. John… — Trini Lopez Copy Share Image
When Joan Rivers walked through the curtain on 'The Tonight Show,' nobody in my house was allowed to utter a sound. Her… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I won't do Botox again, because I looked crazy. I looked like Joan Rivers! — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
Telling Phil Hellmuth a bad beat story, is like telling Joan Rivers a Botox Story — Norman Chad Copy Share Image
I'd seen Richard Pryor and Joan Rivers, the stuff off the telly. I don't think I'd seen anything live before I did… — Roisin Conaty Copy Share Image
Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
I only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away, too. — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Joan Rivers was a role model to comics everywhere, but especially to women. She got the first laugh and the last laugh. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
As a kid, I would've loved to get a tweet from David Bowie or Joan Rivers or Tom Cruise. It's great that… — Boy George Copy Share Image
“Muddy Waters he play in the river Joan Rivers she play in the mud Swami guru play in a big salad bowl… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
It is extremely chilling that Donald Trump views the spectacle of choosing cabinet appointments in a way that is similar to deciding… — Jon Lovett Copy Share Image
Oh my God, of course there's everybody in the world that I would love to work with. I mean I got to… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
I think Joan Rivers is such an untapped legend that people just don't appreciate, because they grew up with her on QVC,… — Julie Klausner Copy Share Image
Researches reported that they developed a self-healing plastic that repairs itself if cracked. The plastic will change the way airplanes are built… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Joan Rivers is a very wise lady. We're good friends, and I find her very much an inspiration as to how to… — Charles Busch Copy Share Image
[Joan Rivers] is fantastic. AND SHE'S 80! There's no 80-year-old pitcher. If you're a running back and you're 28 they're like, "Oh,… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
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