Beats Quote by Norman Chad

If you always start with the worst hand, you never have a bad-beat story to tell.

— Chuck Thompson

I won't do Botox again, because I looked crazy. I looked like Joan Rivers!

— Gwyneth Paltrow

I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I'm 50. I'll try anything. Except I won't…

— Gwyneth Paltrow

It's not whether you won or lost, but how many bad-beat stories you were able to tell.

— Grantland Rice

I beat a story to within an inch of its life - that's when I know its done. Not before, not after.

— Peter Orner

A bad system will beat a good person every time.

— W. Edwards Deming

'Kangal Marapathilai' is an off-beat story and I am hopeful of getting a few awards after the movie.

— Navya Nair

I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she's…

— Wendy Liebman

When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew my mind. I don't…

— Chelsea Peretti

I don't know the secret of Mrs. Brown, but what I do know is that there are things that Mrs. Brown says and does…

— Brendan O'Carroll

You see a Donald Trump on TV, just like you'd see Joan Rivers on TV when she was living, and you see a real…

— Pam Bondi

So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radnor, down…

— Chelsea Peretti