About Quote by Julie Klausner

I've tried open-ended jobs and found myself incredibly unhappy. I don't like the monomania of showing up every day and doing the same thing.…

— Julie Klausner

When I first started on Twitter, a relative asked, 'Aren't you concerned with giving away your jokes?' I don't think of it that way.…

— Julie Klausner

I have never been one for musicians. I know girls are supposed to go crazy for frontmen who close their eyes when they sing…

— Julie Klausner

“Pam (from The Office) is not intimidating, like one of those women who wears makeup and tailored clothes, and has a good job that…

— Julie Klausner

In all seriousness, I don't get people who need to make a proposal a bigger deal than marriage already is.

— Julie Klausner

What else don’t women like besides the Three Stooges? Tom Waits. Being hurt physically or emotionally.

— Julie Klausner

I think when it comes to women who write or who fancy ourselves 'hip downtown literati', there is a certain contempt for being overly…

— Julie Klausner

“But more than anything, as a little girl, I wanted to be exactly like Miss Piggy. She was ma heroine. I was a plucky…

— Julie Klausner

It’s important to remember that Mark David Chapman really set a lot of trends: such as the trend of celebrities having bodyguards.

— Julie Klausner

I look forward to the day when being called 'another Monica Lewinsky' refers to the hard work behind a master's degree in social psychology…

— Julie Klausner

If you are making money writing, you are doing great. If you can support yourself writing, you are a success. I don't care if…

— Julie Klausner

The only thing that's a challenge for me is not working. I get depressed when I'm not in motion.

— Julie Klausner