“Close your mouth when you’re nodding, Talbot,” Tracy said, “You look like the village idiot.” — Mark Tufo Copy Share Image
The secret must be kept from all non-people. The mystery must be hidden from all idiots. — Omar Khayyam Copy Share Image
“Whoever coined the phrase ‘Absence makes the heart grow fonder,’ was an idiot. Absence makes a bitch go crazy.” — Toni Aleo Copy Share Image
The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I'd rather be an idiot than lose you.” — Patrick to Spongebob Copy Share Image
“- and I’d be honored to try marriage with you - ” Jack smiles. “- you big stupid idiot.” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
President Trump should be considered to be a useful idiot and a fellow traveler, which makes him an unwitting agent of Putin. — Alexander Vindman Copy Share Image
Must be grounded in a philosophy whose foundation is on the solidarity of the human race, a philosophy which will not waver… — Jane Addams Copy Share Image
External objects produce decided effects upon the brain. A man shut up between four walls soon loses the power to associate words… — Jules Verne Copy Share Image
Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again. — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
Part of the function of memory is to forget; the omni-retentive mind will break down and produce at best an idiot savant… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“Thera started sputtering. "You fool. You idiot." She stopped because Blaethe's response was much pithier and far more creative. She nodded approvingly.… — Anne Bishop Copy Share Image
You are upset because one of your actors got on the wrong lane doing something with the wrong people. And you want… — Charles Manson Copy Share Image
The biggest problem is our lack of "response-ability." That’s what happens when money rather than love is the bottom line. People act… — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
One of the big conversations I'm trying to have onstage right now is that to be pro-woman, you don't have to be… — Whitney Cummings Copy Share Image
A dog will stay stupid. That's why we love them so much. The entire time we know them, they're idiots. Think of… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I'm sure you've heard people talk about their Heart's Desire—well that's a load of rot. Hearts are idiots. They're big and squishy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife says, "You're an idiot! Why do you Google your name and all you're doing is looking for trouble?" Because I'm… — Buzz Bissinger Copy Share Image
I don't think it's ever hard to punch someone in the face who's just punched you in the face. I would say… — Zach McGowan Copy Share Image
You have to make an effort to be in an unprotected environment because everyone thinks you're a completely incapable idiot who couldn't… — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
If an American is motoring on his own, he (the paragon of morality and chastity) will slow down and stop beside every… — Vladimir Mayakovsky Copy Share Image
Ever since roughly 1890, when snot poets first decided that rhyme was confining and unnecessary, every idiot with a pen fancied hisself… — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
Far below, I heard Cacus bellowing as millions, maybe even thousands of filthy gallons of water slammed into him. Meanwhile, Annabeth alternately… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
