“Fine job, cowboy. You work to be this stupid, or is it innate?” — Caitlin Kittredge Copy Share Image
You see the dilemma?” Ham asked. “I see an idiot,” Breeze mumbled. — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
The hallmark of an authoritarian idiot is yelling TERRORIST-LOVER! at anyone questioning the definition of Terrorist. — Glenn Greenwald Copy Share Image
That is the core of Trump. He is undoubtedly an idiot, but do not underestimate how good he is at that. — Naomi Klein Copy Share Image
A person who doesn't learn from the past is an idiot, in my estimation. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Jonny doesn't want to do TV interviews because he thinks that he comes across as an idiot. — Colin Greenwood Copy Share Image
The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking. — Euripides Copy Share Image
Being two timer doesn't make you handsome or famous it makes you a light-headed idiot. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I just like acting like an idiot on camera and having a laugh with my friends. And being able to share that… — Joe Sugg Copy Share Image
It began to drizzle rain and he turned on the windshield wipers; they made a great clatter like two idiots clapping in… — Flannery O'Connor Copy Share Image
When I started out in the duck-call business, my college buddies would come in and say, 'Robertson, you have a college degree.… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
I think if you use Twitter and social media as your main source of information you are an idiot, but I think… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There's obviously nothing wrong with selling your art - only an idiot with a trust fund would tell you otherwise. But it's… — Banksy Copy Share Image
“She has often suspected that her last words to herself and in this world will prove to be 'You bloody old fool'… — Margaret Drabble Copy Share Image
Innocence is a pretty dangerous thing, you know. Revisit Dostoevsky's 'The Idiot' or, for that matter, Greene's 'The Quiet American' to find… — Neel Mukherjee Copy Share Image
A lot of comics claimed to be political comedians when George W. Bush was in office just by calling him an idiot.… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
Those who were unlucky in life in spite of their skills would eventually rise. The lucky fool might have benefited from some… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
I'm fed up with the idiots... the ever-widening gap between people who know how to make movies and the people who green-light… — Sean Connery Copy Share Image
I think, initially, working on your own is really great because it allows you to just be really free and not worry… — K. Flay Copy Share Image
Criticizing people, winding them up, making idiots of them or fooling them doesn't make people with autism laugh. What makes us smile… — Naoki Higashida Copy Share Image
I'm an idiot, basically. I don't think that I'm a dumb guy, but I also realise that I have access to about… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Everybody when they saw it, they said, "Did Willie Nelson sign your hat?" I'd say, "No, that'd be Willie Knucklehead - Robertson,… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
I have always loved David Bowie. When he began to experiment with pop music in the 80's, I really thought there was… — Patrick Stump Copy Share Image
I don't care what is written," Meyer Landsman says. "I don't care what supposedly got promised to some sandal-wearing idiot whose claim… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
Sway’s an idiot who didn’t order them when we used up the last bunch. (Vik) Isn’t that your job? (Devyn) No. I’m… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I would have thought even a certified idiot like Gabriel here would have taken account of it and notified someone." "Notified who?"… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image