Idiot Quotes · Page 18

There is no ´Complete Idiots Guide to Creationism,´ but perhaps one is not needed.

— Andrei Codrescu

You're not an idiot. You're just eccentric. (Selena) That's what they said about Mary Todd Lincoln. Until they locked her up. (Grace)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

My parents wouldn't let me listen to 'American Idiot.' So it felt very rebellious to go over to my friend's house after…

— Julien Baker

There is no one thoroughly despicable. We cannot descend much lower than an idiot; and an idiot has some advantages over a…

— William Hazlitt

I love [Nikolai] Gogol's great eye for idiot behavior. Gogol said that life is so tragic, so stupendously sad that we'd better…

— Mel Brooks

Only idiots fail to contradict themselves three times a day.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

I didn't understand key signatures or anything, you know. I'd say silly things at the top of a trumpet part like, 'Note,…

— Quincy Jones

“I can’t decide if you’re a fearmonger or a coward.” “And I can’t decide if you’re an idiot or an idiot.”

— leigh bardugo

I cannot approve of your method of operation, you proceed like a bewildered idiot, taking not the least notice of my orders.

— Napoleon Bonaparte

When I met Harrison Ford I just kept thinking: "At what point do I break out my Star Wars memorabilia? When is…

— Patrick Wilson

When you can't smoke, if you stand and stare out of the window on your own, you're an antisocial, friendless idiot. If…

— Rory Sutherland

Filled with her love, may I be rather grown Mad with much heart, then idiot with none.

— John Donne

I quite agree with Dr. Nordau's assertion that all men of genius are insane, but Dr. Nordau forgets that all sane people…

— Oscar Wilde

Nobody got me out," Nellie replied. "They just let me go. They think I'm a deranged Jonah Wizard fan. Apparently, the hotel's…

— Gordon Korman

Only idiots get bored when we've all got handheld devices containing infinite knowledge at our fingertips.

— Ziad K. Abdelnour

I think audiences can relate to the guys I'm playing, those large-and-in-charge idiots. Or maybe I just make them feel better about…

— Rob Riggle

I think everybody's got their insecurities and hang-ups. Everybody! Unless you're an idiot.

— Domhnall Gleeson

I am tired of being portrayed as an idiot.

— Nicklas Bendtner

I was quite frustrated by school and found solace in going to the drama studio, doing stupid voices, and being an idiot.…

— Tom Glynn-Carney

For all the good things it has brought our society, the Web has also fostered ideological hermits, who only talk to folks…

— James Brady

Dont wait for respect, just act like an idiot and everyone will respect you.

— Vikrant Parsai

Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?

— Woody Allen

You can learn a lot from criticism if you can take what's constructive out of it. If you read a review that…

— Blake Lively

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat…

— Salvador Dali

[My hair] creates this Tarzanesque, likeable bad-boy image. It says, 'I am a wild child. I will take you on a Harley…

— Bret Michaels