Yes, you are,” Chubs agreed. “But you’re our idiot, so be more careful next time.” “Cosigned,” Liam said, hooking his fingers over… — Alexandra Bracken Copy Share Image
I don't get embarrassed by the same things that other people do. I would say that probably the biggest thing that holds… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Yuki: "What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn’t even know that Jason isn’t really a bear. He’s… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
I like to take chances, and that's the key to comedy -- dancing like an idiot but doing it with wild abandon. — Megan Mullally Copy Share Image
On every hand there seems to be design to defeat design. If God created man - if he is the father of… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you… — Terry Bradshaw Copy Share Image
There is nothing that impairs a man's sexual performance quicker than any suggestion that he's not doing it right ('Not there, you… — Helen Lawrenson Copy Share Image
Every once in a while I play a true idiot, and they're really fun to play. — Elizabeth Banks Copy Share Image
I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, but you wind up being downgraded to idiot status when you don't speak the language! — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
I always tell aspiring documentary filmmakers, 'You have to go into it because you love it; if you go into it for… — Morgan Neville Copy Share Image
My view is my entire life has been shaped by giving when I didn't have it. Some idiot who's wealthy and doesn't… — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
Your music can be played easily and well by any half-stringed harper or fumble-fingered idiot. Not that I'm maligning your songs. It's… — Anne McCaffrey Copy Share Image
I will not change. Because if you are successful and you change, you are an idiot. — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
Even now while I'm acting on Broadway, I find myself saying things like, 'Well I'm not REALLY an actor, I'm more of… — Cole Escola Copy Share Image
I played Winnie the Pooh in first grade. I was an early adopter of standing in front of people and looking like… — Jon Hamm Copy Share Image
Awkward psht, fumble a 6 year olds new toy at the family Christmas party for 15 minutes to get it to work,… — Trim1man Copy Share Image
The unhappy are egotistical, base, unjust, cruel, and even less capable of understanding one another than are idiots. Unhappinessdoes not unite people,… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight. — Georges Courteline Copy Share Image
A lot of people talk to kids like they're idiots. When I'm telling my two-year-old that you don't throw a dish on… — David Walton Copy Share Image
I am not a complete idiot, but whether from weakness or laziness have no talent for thinking. I know only how to… — Sviatoslav Richter Copy Share Image
I went out with this boy on the proviso that he didn't tell anybody we were together. The idiot didn't keep his… — Rachel Hunter Copy Share Image
Daytime television, you can tell who’s watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either it’s clinics for drying out drunks. Or it’s… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.' — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
I looked at him like he was an idiot, but he didn’t notice. Or maybe he got it so often, he thought… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
