Fart Quote by Al Jourgensen Download Open image “Rock n' roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me.” — Al Jourgensen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fart Idiot Idiots Idiots Old Like Like me Me Old Old farts Rock Rock n roll Rock Roll Rocks Roll Roll Young Young Young Idiots
Anyone who says rock 'n' roll is a passing fad or a flash-in-the-pan trend along the music road has rocks in the head. — Alan Freed Copy Share Image
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I'm male gigolo. Professionally? I don't think I've ever done anything professionally. — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Ian MacKaye was in London while I was living there. We both decided that even though we had very different lifestyles, we had the… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Listen, man: I am not the industrial godfather, king, whatever. I don't relish that title. I don't like it. I think it's limiting. I… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
I was a pretty delinquent little kid. My folks and I didn't get along, so I basically moved out... put myself through high school… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Let's get with it, guys: You don't need to hear a Ministry song to get political. You should be political on your own. We're… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
The more you think, the more you ruin things. Art has to come viscerally; otherwise, forget it. — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Obama might as well be president of Turkey or Brazil; it does not matter. It's the system that is absolutely flawed, where 25 or… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
I get along great with all of my exes. That's really cool. That's a good sign. — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
I've never seen the Osbournes, I've never seen Paris Hilton. I'd rather read than watch reality TV. I'd rather live life than watch somebody… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Our label is very digital-friendly. We try to provide some free stuff to get interest in the band, but we have to pay our… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
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My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
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“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.” — Stella Lennon Copy Share Image
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“What the hell do you know? You don’t understand what Hollywood wants. I need to be skinny.” “Okay. Okay. How about a salad?” “No!… — Elise Sax Copy Share Image
I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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