Allow me to introduce myself. I am a traitor and an idiot. Also, my mother should have aborted me and left me… — Kathleen Parker Copy Share Image
How did you even know I wasn't in my room?" "I checked on you." Finn gave me a look like I was… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
It's not Islam, it's extremism in general, that is such a crock and that does a disservice to the people of America… — Michael T. Flynn Copy Share Image
The way the public sees it is this. If we don't leave, we are idiots. If we do leave but don't succeed… — Bertrand Piccard Copy Share Image
I don't care about convincing the people who think I'm naive or an idiot. — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
I was very shy and had low self-esteem; the only way to stop yourself getting beaten up was to turn your hand… — David Jason Copy Share Image
This is an awesome time to be a knowledge seeker, no better time, but it's also the best time in history to… — David Weinberger Copy Share Image
The idiot, the Indian, the child and unschooled farmer's boy stand nearer to the light by which nature is to be read,… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
There are three kinds of people: 1. Innovators. 2. Imitators. 3. Idiots. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
I found out that a lot of my liberal friends weren't liberal because they weren't liberal about approaching anybody else's ideas, or… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
A stylist might say you look amazing in anything. Your family will always tell you if you look a complete idiot. — Mika Copy Share Image
I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
I wrote a query letter to an editor - a friend of a friend. The editor called me an idiot, told me… — Daniel H. Wilson Copy Share Image
When I'm tired, I see industrial pictures. But I'll see one every two months. If I see one every day, I'll become… — Alejandro Jodorowsky Copy Share Image
Do not be intimidated by a smart person. It is easier to debate a smart person than to argue with an idiot. — Randall Dale Adams Copy Share Image
I'm just saying if you want to reach large audiences, then rely on professionals, meaning people who are in the industry and… — Barry Diller Copy Share Image
Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory? — Martin Farquhar Tupper Copy Share Image
I was so tired, wasn't having fun any more, and wasn't sure if I wanted to do this any longer. So I… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
I said, "Do you think she thinks it's me?" Jas said, "Well, it's pretty conclusive, isn't it? She said 'the most sniveling… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Immortal Spenser, no frailty hath thy fame but the imputation of this idiot's friendship! — Thomas Nashe Copy Share Image
I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot. — Will Forte Copy Share Image
Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you're crazy. You are not. They are idiots. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image