“Oh, for the love of baby humans everywhere, you’re an idiot.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years. — Margaret Cavendish Copy Share Image
“You should never debate an idiot, Shallan. No more than you’d use your best sword to spread butter.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot, ... So we said, 'Let's give him a promotion. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
There is no one thoroughly despicable. We cannot descend much lower than an idiot; and an idiot has some advantages over a… — William Hazlitt Copy Share Image
“I'm stuck up in these here mountains with the dumbest smart person I ever be meetin'.” — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back. — John Green Copy Share Image
“We may not have soul mates in this life, but most of us have my-God-if-I-don't-walk-through-the-rest-of-my-life-with-that-person-I'm-an-idiot mates.” — Tsh Oxenreider Copy Share Image
If you don't cheat, you look like an idiot; if you cheat and don't get caught, you look like a hero; if… — Darrell Waltrip Copy Share Image
I've always enjoyed Twitter. I enjoy it a lot less now that I'm in WWE, I'll be honest. Because the number of… — Kevin Owens Copy Share Image
So long as State constitutions say that all may vote when twenty-one, save idiots, lunatics, convicts and women, you are brought down… — Susan B. Anthony Copy Share Image
The challenge is to resist circumstances. Any idiot can be happy in a happy place, but moral courage is required to be… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
“A moment ago you were a smart, independent individual and now you claim to be a silly, ignorant pawn. You cannot be… — Vincent H. O'Neil Copy Share Image
My parents wouldn't let me listen to 'American Idiot.' So it felt very rebellious to go over to my friend's house after… — Julien Baker Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you are speaking on the phone and you realize that you have been walking around your house like… — Naresha Copy Share Image
Are you trying to tell me that you've never been kissed?" I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. He… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
She keeps asking me where we're going." "Yeah," another voice said. It was Shane, pulling up a chair beside Claire. "Girls do… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
He was too tough to experience disappointments and resentments - negative affections. In this nihilist fin de siècle, he was affirmation. Right… — Jean-Francois Lyotard Copy Share Image
Your music can be played easily and well by any half-stringed harper or fumble-fingered idiot. Not that I'm maligning your songs. It's… — Anne McCaffrey Copy Share Image
No. I think they're the idiot people and I'm the normal person. But I don't really go to parties where...I don't really… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I am not a complete idiot, but whether from weakness or laziness have no talent for thinking. I know only how to… — Sviatoslav Richter Copy Share Image
When the guy turned around, Amy began stuttering. Silently. It was a feat only Amy could manage, and only Dan could notice.… — Peter Lerangis Copy Share Image
I writhe when I see myself on the screen. I'm such a dreadfully clumsy hulking image. I say to myself, "Why doesn't… — Peter Sellers Copy Share Image
“Um,' he said, because she was smiling at him and he was an idiot.” — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
