I looked at him like he was an idiot, but he didn’t notice. Or maybe he got it so often, he thought… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
“Then tell me who Ronald McDonald is." "Very soon I'll have to apologize for calling you an idiot again.” — Anthony Marra Copy Share Image
“Yeah, I know. I was a jerk. An idiot. You can't say anything to me that I haven't already said to myself.” — Jude Deveraux Copy Share Image
“Kad bi se spalio u ime gladnih,prvo bi ti gladni rekli da si idiot: zasto si se spaljivao kad si bio sit?” — Matija Beckovic Copy Share Image
Clip your year-end column and put it away for 10 years. See if you don’t feel like an idiot when you reread… — Steve Albini Copy Share Image
Being smart maybe eating smarties or even being smart ass and buying a smart phone still don't matter your still a f*****… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
The only really respectable Protestants are the fundamentalists. Unfortunately, they are also palpable idiots. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
We're so different. You're an intellectual. I'm an idiot." "Don't say that," I yelled. "You're not an idiot, you stupid idiot. — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
We had one idiot put a bomb in a shoe, and now everybody's got to take their shoes off? Where's the bra… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
Whether you are a genius or an idiot, a thief or, like me, a Zen priest who has cultivated the mind for… — Zoketsu Norman Fischer Copy Share Image
I don't know anything about making movies. I'd never been on a film set. I'm really kind of an idiot when it… — Tony Kushner Copy Share Image
With one long breath, caught and held in his chest, he fought his sadness over his solitary life. Don't cry, you idiot!… — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
What is the function that a clergyman performs in the world? Answer: He gets his living by assuring idiots that he can… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
To make a poem, take one newspaper, one pair of scissors, snip the words one by one and put them in a… — Tristan Tzara Copy Share Image
I'm a vampire, idiot. I don't have x-ray vision." "Some supernatural monster you are, remind me to trade you in for a… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Most new trainers agonize over the perfect workout, over-train virtually everyone and are the crazy purist idiots who embarrass themselves at restaurants… — Dan John Copy Share Image
Anyone who studies the energy predicament understands its connection with the operations of capital - and by this I do not mean… — James Howard Kunstler Copy Share Image
What are you doing in there, waxing your mustache?” Iggy yelled, pounding on the bathroom door. I yanked the door open and… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
When I started doing my act, I wasn't married and didn't have kids. I was probably 29 years old. Some people say… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I wasn't always a revolutionary, I used to live life like a criminal even though I was going through high school or… — Immortal Technique Copy Share Image
You're an idiot," she whispered tearfully. Finally, he opened his eyes and stared up at her; by then, she had moved on… — Melissa Marr Copy Share Image
I've actually seen guys who I considered relatively stupid college coaches, then go to the NFL, and sanctimoniously think they understand that… — Mike Leach Copy Share Image
I think there are different kinds of comedians, and I prefer the clowns who are going: 'I'm an idiot, aren't we all… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I say, Watson,’ he whispered, ‘would you be afraid to sleep in the same room as a lunatic, a man with softening… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
