Regardless of whether there was ballot manipulation or not, you still have 50 million people who voted for George W. Bush in… — Josh Brolin Copy Share Image
They say God looks after kids and idiots, and I think actors are probably a combination of the two. — Scott Glenn Copy Share Image
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
There are certain TV shows that probably would have made me rich, and there are certain commitments I could have made that… — Josh Gad Copy Share Image
A fool or idiot is one who expects things to happen that never can happen. — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Setbacks, on the other hand, just make us feel weak and stupid: I should have conquered this by now. I happened on… — Beth Moore Copy Share Image
Jump into an open grave? What kind of idiot are you?" Butters replied. "I might as well put on a red shirt… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
You only get one life so you might as well make it a happy one, and that's why I tend to just… — Nia Vardalos Copy Share Image
Donald Trump's opponents believe are governing illegal immigration, the racism and so forth that they believe is why Trump wants to build… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, "Dad's… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot. — Jeff Garlin Copy Share Image
I'd rather talk to people who do things than complain about other people who do things. I say they're idiots. — Tom Clancy Copy Share Image
Only idiots or snobs ever really thought less of 'genre books' of course. There are stupid books and there are smart books.… — Stephen Marche Copy Share Image
When I was about 14, I got on the bus, and my sister's friend's brother handed me a burnt CD that said… — Calum Hood Copy Share Image
How do you feel when I smile at you?" he asked - and then he did smile at her, just a little.… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“I am the kid who sticks her finger in the light socket. I am the person who doesn't check the expiration date… — Amy Garvey Copy Share Image
Maximum sentence length: seventeen words. Minimum:one No semicolons. Semicolons indicate relationships that only idiots need defined by punctuation. Besides, they are ugly.… — Richard Hugo Copy Share Image
It's a lonely world, being independent, and they can come away with the idea that if Lloyd Kaufman can make movies with… — Lloyd Kaufman Copy Share Image
Here's a tip, Alyconeus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don't set up base in the part that's… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
You certainly can't tell anything from the microscopic structure of the brain whether the person was an idiot or a genius. — Ashley Montagu Copy Share Image
The hallmark of an authoritarian idiot is yelling TERRORIST-LOVER! at anyone questioning the definition of Terrorist. — Glenn Greenwald Copy Share Image
It goes without saying that what a girl goes through, boys could not even comprehend. If we get the flu, we need… — Gavin Rossdale Copy Share Image
