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Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale:… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I'm proud to be Secretary of Labor. But I'm even prouder of two more important titles: dad and husband. I've been able… — Thomas Perez Copy Share Image
Money alone can't bring you happiness, but money alone has not brought me unhappiness. I won't say my previous husbands thought only… — Barbara Hutton Copy Share Image
...Meg learned to love her husband better for his poverty, because it seem to have made a man of him, giving him… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
Art is a tyrant. It demands heart, brain, soul, body. The entireness of the votary. Nothing less will win its highest favor.… — Rosa Bonheur Copy Share Image
The divinely talented Adam Arkin. So underrated. Every time I do a piece and they go, 'You know, you need a husband… — Annie Potts Copy Share Image
At times I've got a really big ego. But I'll tell you the best thing about me. I'm some guy's dad; I'm… — John Denver Copy Share Image
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The world's greatest need . . . is mutual confidence. No human being ever knows all the secrets of another's heart. Yet… — Arnold J. Toynbee Copy Share Image
Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal… — Phil McGraw Copy Share Image
Most of us want to tell our coworkers or friends, or husbands or wives, our ideas. For what reason? We want validation.… — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
“He is not my focus," Diana told writer Rodney Tyler of Arne. "He’s my husband, my companion, my lover, my confidant. But… — J. Randy Taraborrelli Copy Share Image
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The traditional American husband and father had the responsibilities-and the privileges-of playing the role of primary provider. Sharing that role is not… — Faye J Crosby Copy Share Image
A woman's long hair symbolizes that she submits to God's plan and to the family leadership of her husband. It is her… — David K. Bernard Copy Share Image
The wife's submission is not a matter of superior versus inferior; rather, it is self-imposed as a matter of obedience to the… — Steve Pearce Copy Share Image
A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers… — Faina Ranevskaya Copy Share Image
DEATH . . . And now you are here to fight for this woman. You know her promise is given. She has… — Anne Carson Copy Share Image
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Mom also hinted a couple of times that it was good I was going to college, since with one failed marriage behind… — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
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Once you stop talking about the female body empowering itself vis-à-vis male forays or invasions or male demands or the necessity to… — Shirley Geok-lin Lim Copy Share Image
In my state, two women who came to the U.S. as 'mail-order brides' were killed by abusive husbands. They had risked everything… — Maria Cantwell Copy Share Image
With my husband it was never like "omg, should I text him?" or "he didn't call me for two days." So, I… — Lindsay Ellingson Copy Share Image
When I was in my twenties and just so sexually prolific, the first time I went to Machu Picchu, this guy, a… — Woody Harrelson Copy Share Image
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A wife and a husband should be regarded as friends for the sake of Allaah. And that friendship is above material needs;… — Bilal Philips Copy Share Image
When you live in America, it's kind of insular - the news coverage that you get - unless you're really smart about… — Kim Raver Copy Share Image
I wake up everyday and try to be the best husband, father and entertainer I can be. I'm no different offstage or… — Harry Connick, Jr Copy Share Image
The right to be married was hard earned by the marriage equality movement and one of its "perks" is the right to… — Steven Petrow Copy Share Image
Every time a woman makes herself laugh at her husband's often-told jokes she betrays him. The man who looks at his woman… — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
In 'Attachments,' which is told from a male point of view, people asked me if a man would really think that much… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
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I can see close up and my husband can see far away, so we're covered. He tells me who's in the movie… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
My landlady, who is only a tailor's widow, reads her Milton; and tells me, that her late husband first fell in love… — Karl Philipp Moritz Copy Share Image
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