“The Attolians liked to point out with a snicker that there was no sign anywhere of the king's hand at work.” — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
“What the fuck is going on Lor? What the hell did you do last night? What did you say to Kacey? Who… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“Aim towards enemy." - instructions on U.S. rocket launcher” — U.S. instruction manual Copy Share Image
You need to know where to go,' Sanya said. 'Yes,' 'And you are going to consult four large pizzas for guidance.' 'Yes,'… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Other married people have lived together and hated each other. Why shouldn't we? We may forget even to hate.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If asked which words one associated with the Sahara, only the most dedicated surrealist might be expected to offer "whale".” — Eamonn Gearon Copy Share Image
“I left the warehouse at 8.00am. I don't believe in 8.00am. It exists, though. 8.00am is incontrovertible evidence that evil dwells in… — Andrew Masterson Copy Share Image
“New becomes stale and old becomes fresh. The impractical, ageing estate long ago left behind to Singapore's pioneers and their homemade tofu… — Neil Humphreys Copy Share Image
“What the hell are you doing here? You weren't on the guest list. Hell, you people aren't on anybody's guest list. If… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
There was a young fellow from Trinity, Who took the square root of infinity. But the number of digits, Gave him the… — George Gamow Copy Share Image
“Due to budget constraints I've rewritten the script, condensing all four of the Twilight Opuses into one epic screenplay. We'll shoot it… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“I was just going over London Bridge and I saw someone had attacked the Madonna's statue. Knocked off the baby's head.’ ‘That… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“That’s great, Grace, but in case you’ve forgotten, we’re supposed to kill vampires, not play nice and have lunch with them. -… — K. A. Last Copy Share Image
“My poetic aspiration Is to become, A Jack of all styles And a master of pun.” — Clive Blake Copy Share Image
“I never worry about “thinking up” an idea for a story. I watch the people around me. Each one is a story.” — Marion Reidel Copy Share Image
“Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER (to their friend): God, the Famous Five titles realy were crap, weren’t they? Five Go Camping. Five Go Off in a… — Jen Campbell Copy Share Image
To be in a video is a ridiculous thing. It's almost impossible to do it without any humour — Richard Ayoade Copy Share Image
“Ruby poked at her rice, her mind racing. Perhaps he'd mistaken her for someone who had done a massage course or was… — Lia Weston Copy Share Image
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
Again and again, I learn how much friendship enriches my life, bringing warmth, assurance, humour, inspiration, a sense of security. It depends… — Quentin Bryce Copy Share Image
“Most poor people do not really aspire to end poverty; they merely aspire to escape it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
