“I’d spend hours in HMVs, Virgin Megastores and second-hand record shops staffed by greasy-haired 40-year-olds dressed as 20-year-olds, listening to contemporary music… — Alan Partridge Copy Share Image
Humour plays close to the big, hot fire, which is the truth, and the reader feels the heat. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
“The Brit's face shares a heritage with a junkyard butt-sniffing mutt. It's a hard-earned moonshine mug, dotted with a hairy mole that… — Brett Tate Copy Share Image
“If a man was around when Aunt Kathy came by, she would berate him and throw him out. I even saw her… — Harold Phifer Copy Share Image
“Mother Goose! I have never much cared for flippant remarks, especially when others make them, and in particular, I don't give a… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
Not all journalists are really journalists. They ask such stupid questions sometimes, especially the newer ones, and because... these people can't tell… — Ray Liotta Copy Share Image
“You think we 're both fifty shades of fucked up, don't you?" - "Nah, not that bad. Maybe twenty-five shades.” — Laurelin Paige Copy Share Image
“Every discussion with a girl is an argument, and when you think you are right suddenly you realize that your trapped.” — Bharat Copy Share Image
“Sure it is, Bella, sure it is. If everything is so great, then you are you sweating bullets?” — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
Mort was hurt by this. It was one thing not to want to marry someone, but quite another to be told they… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There’s something very comforting about watching a Hugh Grant movie. You know no one’s head will be blown off in the first… — Ali McNamara Copy Share Image
I love inappropriate humour. What else are you going to do? You have to laugh. — Bojana Novakovic Copy Share Image
And there are certain songs that are really timepieces and shouldn't be touched. But some of them are a celebration of good… — Robert Plant Copy Share Image
When I feel well and in a good humour, or when I am taking a drive or walking after a good meal,… — Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Copy Share Image
“I promise to pay you before you die - but you have to promise not to die.” — Jim Baen Copy Share Image
Few, as I have said, are the humorists who can induce this state. To master and dissolve us, to give us the… — Max Beerbohm Copy Share Image
“So this is more a “do as the Codex says, not as Jace does” situation, I guess. Since he just Marks any… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
What I see as specially English is the charm - everyone is so polite. Being restrained is part of the charm. And… — Danielle de Niese Copy Share Image
“So,” he began, after several minutes of silence, “how much did it kill you having to text me?” I chuckled. “A lot.… — Joanne McClean Copy Share Image
“A five-week sand blizzard?" said Deep Thought haughtily. "You ask this of me who have contemplated the very vectors of the atoms… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“I read it twice, then I said, "Well, why don't you?" "Why don't I what?" "Why don't you wish her many happy… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“A day without someone to hold you or a day without someone to share, is a day easily forgotten.’ - Vera Richardson… — D.M. Lee Copy Share Image
