“I went back to the door of Georges’s study and pushed it open. He and Camille were sitting at either side of… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“I swiftly discovered that there are few things in DIY (and possibly life) that can't be solved with a large mallet, a… — Monty Halls Copy Share Image
“-To me women are the most unknown factors in the universe, Vieng had then continued, -that is what makes them so interesting… — Andrew James Pritchard Copy Share Image
“They seek him here. They seek him there. Those Frenchies seek him everywhere. Is he in Heaven? Or is he in Hell?… — Sir Peter Blackney Copy Share Image
When I am White, I win because I am White. When I am Black, I win because I am Bogolyubov. — Efim Bogoljubov Copy Share Image
“Handing me a pen is like handy a madman a knife...at the end of it you know you'll end up with a… — D.E.M. Emrys Copy Share Image
I think that gay people in some ways end up forming a very different sense of humour to straight people. We all… — Jason Sellards Copy Share Image
“The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
“I had made an early policy decision to drink the native beer despite the undoubted horrors of the process of fabrication. On… — Nigel Barley Copy Share Image
“A lot of people come up here and they thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be… — John Kenneth Galbraith Copy Share Image
That's where humour lives for me. In the body. The Steve Martin kind of stuff or Jim Carrey, that's what I like.… — Al Pacino Copy Share Image
“His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested £200,000 of… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“I said alone!” He nodded in agreement. “Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It’s our way.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“While the archetype of the tinker is generally the whipping person in classical bedtimes stories, this particular individual was a tinker by… — James Finn Garner Copy Share Image
“[novan]: bassists are very good with their fingers [novan]: and some of us sing backup vocals, so that means we're good with… — Jess C Scott Copy Share Image
“Erica had asked me a million times. 'Madison, are you sure you’re just the child minder? He pays you a lot of… — Kyra Lennon Copy Share Image
Student : Would you punish me teacher for some mistake that I did not do? Teacher : of course, why would I… — Janik Seshan Copy Share Image
The owl and the pussycat went to sea, / In a beautiful pea green boat. / They took some honey, and plenty… — Edward Lear Copy Share Image
“The aftereffects of confiding something you shouldn't have, almost as bad as a hangover.” — Malka Ann Older Copy Share Image
