“How are you? My father could say this quicker than anybody. He was always the first to say how are you, provided… — Péter Esterházy Copy Share Image
“I suppose when you say you slept with him, it was more than just a nap?" Lillian shot her a withering glance.… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“Psipsina emerged from inside the tunic, and jumped up on the table in order to curl up inside the cap, which had… — Louis de Bernières Copy Share Image
“Sadly, however, the sight of her generous D cups no longer sparked an ounce of interest from Little Sam, the man in… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
“The Macedonian Endeavour Channel was screening live coverage of the world series of the Who’s Got the Stupidest Name (WGSN) competition. First… — St. John Morris Copy Share Image
“The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me!” — Greg Curtis Copy Share Image
“Oh be careful! There they go again!" said the old queen as his string broke spilling his balls over the floor.... "Stop… — William Burroughs Copy Share Image
“The bar was crowded with theorizing Sherlockians, who in the absence of any actual evidence had created grand machinations to explain the… — Graham Moore Copy Share Image
“I phoned the Admiral back. 'It's no use, Admiral, the French speak nothing but French.' There was a short pause on the… — Tim Fitzhigham Copy Share Image
“Shit!"Holly said when our eyes fell on her bra lying at our feet. I snatched it from the ground, trying to stuff… — Julie Cross Copy Share Image
“I remembered that Beethoven's symphonies had sometimes been given names... they should have call [the Fifth] the Vampire, because it simply refused… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Relationship humour gets the most laughs. If I'm able to get the women laughing, men will have to laugh along because they… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
“[An example of misattribution:] If you don’t know the source of a quote, you can always make it sound better by attributing… — Jakub Marian Copy Share Image
“This may interest you. A letter from my dear cousin Fouquier-Tinville.” Camille cast an eye over his relative’s best handwriting. “Squirm, flattery,… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“Joe Spork opens the door. The man departs. Joe turns to Polly to say something about how they’re obviously not going to… — Nick Harkaway Copy Share Image
“I’ve had affairs before but never like this - I need a reason to leave my wife,” Shimansky said, desperately appealing to… — Chassis Albuquerque Copy Share Image
“Of course I began to see Nikki, which was strange because I was staring into Danny's eyes, and Danny is a six-foot-three… — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
“He, Cromwell, says to his visitors, just tell them this, and tell them loud: to each monk, one bed: to each bed,… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“Bildon killed Tad. Look, there’s his dagger hidden in the pot of semolina. There’s the proof,” he screamed. “It’s in the pudding.”… — Ken Magee Copy Share Image
“I'm a whore!" Miki hit the brakes...her hands.. gripping the steering wheel, glanced at Sara. "You're not wearing any underwear, are you?"… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Yves. You are goint to love him all over again when you meet him, believe me. You're married.' 'I'm what? But I… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“Playing an instrument is its own reward. Cleaning out a spit valve is its own punishment.” — Peter James West Copy Share Image
