People think that I can just walk into a room and get a job, but of the 200 interviews and auditions I… — Oona Chaplin Copy Share Image
I spent more time in America, but I developed a very English sense of humour. I clicked into it deeply with Peter… — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
“And remember, Wallis, there's something the matter with Mr. Allan's shutters. They won't always close the sunshine out as they should." Wallis… — Margaret Widdemer Copy Share Image
“Logan licked a glob of strawberry jelly from her lower lip and smiled up at Odin. Only one comment seemed to perfectly… — Jennifer Turner Copy Share Image
“Now you here and dealing not with him, who is dead, but with me, who is sitting here.” “But,” he said in… — David Adams Richards Copy Share Image
“It's amazing the stupid things I say sometimes. I mean, you could start an entire branch of scientific research about the stuff… — Tad Williams Copy Share Image
“Casting my own eye down Fifth Avenue as my belly swelled, I would register with incredulity: Every one of these people came… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
“Think you've got the guts to actually go through with it this time?" (Puck) I responded by slashing at his face, barely… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“Lord Carradice managed to look wicked, smug, and saintly, all at the same time.” — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
In terms of love, you're not in control and I hate that feeling. I seem to write a lot of sad songs… — Freddie Mercury Copy Share Image
People come up to me in supermarkets and demand humour. And the less amusing I am, the more they piss themselves. So… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
“My dad used to tell me that laughter was like a cough or a sneeze - the body's way of trying to… — J. Ross Clara Copy Share Image
“Much has been written on the excellence of bats' navigation equipment. It is all false. Tropical bats spend their entire time flying… — Nigel Barley Copy Share Image
“I was making for that city in the south of which it was said in our village: "There you'll find queer folk!… — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
Dogs yell by Barking; Yelling to a barking dog is actually barking back. — Jaison Ndlovu Copy Share Image
“Is this what you do with your spare time?” he asked me, ignoring his sister. “What—are you deciding to talk to me… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Would you like some sacred chocolate?' a girl asked, appearing suddenly at Lara's side. 'They've very special chocolates,' she said, pushing a… — Lola Salt Copy Share Image
“...and - holy shit was this song bad. It was like the singer was stabbing my ear with a dagger made of… — David Wong Copy Share Image
You can decide to invade Russia at dinner, pick Waterloo for battle on a whim. It's the details, the small stuff. Its… — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Trotter made a sincere though wrong sound, while opening her handbag to look for help.” — Patrick White Copy Share Image
“He’s my cat! He’s not God’s cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
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