My inspiration is the one and only godfather of comedy himself, Richard Pryor. He's the greatest. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
“Her headache wouldn’t budge no matter how she ODed on caffeine, but never call her a quitter.” — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor. — Al Franken Copy Share Image
it is not every tourist who bubbles over with mirth, and that unquenchable spirit of humor which turns a trial into a… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
“Next flute player I meet,” said Gilan with grim humor,“I’m going to split his lip for him.” — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
I really admire medical people. They have a great sense of humour, and they just have to get on with it. — Neve McIntosh Copy Share Image
If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
God displayed a sense of humor when he configured the region between our legs an entertainment complex built around a sewage system. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
“I deliberately ignored the sight of lean brown body cutting through the aqua water, glistening powerful arms dipping slow and steady in… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
Coquetry is the essential characteristic, and the prevalent humor of women; but they do not all practice it, because the coquetry of… — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
“Imagine taking that last drive to the hospital," I said quietly. "The last time you'll ever drive a car." Without looking over… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Sons, any man who is considered a success in life owes a lot to society. We have been very blessed, my dear… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“I think I remember what love was like before. There were complex emotional and biological factors. We had elaborate tests to pass,… — Isaac Marion Copy Share Image
“Inching into the room, it’s clear something is wrong here. There’s a tingling sensation up my legs and back before I can… — Dennis Sharpe Copy Share Image
“We are bored in the city, to still discover mysteries on the signs along the street, latest state of humor and poetry,… — Tom McDonough Copy Share Image
“Sirus let his gaze drop and linger over the fine lines of Grey’s body that no amount of winter clothing could hide,… — Cameron Dane Copy Share Image
Bringing humor and bringing happiness and joy to an audience is a wonderful opportunity in life, believe me. — Angela Lansbury Copy Share Image
“A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer,… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
I think we're all born with a sense of humor. Creativity is another thing though. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
“My eyelids felt like had tiny but chubby sleep faeries hanging on the lashes and pulling them closed” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
If you're going to do a romantic comedy it was about housing it in something that we haven't seen before. — George Clooney Copy Share Image
Anytime there's originality and comedy combined, it's very potent for people who love comedy. — Martin Short Copy Share Image
I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each others hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat muffins.” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.” — Amy Riekhof Copy Share Image
I feel like I share a great relationship with my audience where they trust my judgment and choice of films and sense… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
Catherine Tate was a proven comedy actress from a comedy background with great taste. I knew her work, and was an incredible… — Paul Lieberstein Copy Share Image
“It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot.” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
“This coming from the god who zinged Guinevere and Lancelot while King Arthur was away slaying dragons.” — Tai Odunsi Copy Share Image
“Altid skal man være på vagt, ellers Vupti, så faldt pikken ind i kussen, og flødeskumskagen ind i kæften.” — Jeanett Veronica Hindberg Copy Share Image
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. — Richard Harkness Copy Share Image
“Monday; a cross between Wednesday this week and Thursday next week." - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
“I wish someone had told you that you're a terrible liar so I wouldn't have to be the first one. I feel… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
It's not so hard to get rich as it is to know when you have gotten rich. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
With song titles, I try to keep a healthy sense of humor while saying something at the same time. — Arca Copy Share Image
“The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30.” — Lorne Michaels Copy Share Image
“For once, fate us taking a problem off our hands gratis. Let's smile, say thank you and stay the hell out of… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
