Miranda Hart

If I did better... I'd be God.

— Miranda Hart

I kiss, but I don't tell.

— Miranda Hart

My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta.

— Miranda Hart

Pessimism is my default setting.

— Miranda Hart

No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream.

— Miranda Hart

I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It's eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully.

— Miranda Hart

“Never go to the supermarket when you're hungry.' There you go. Doesn't get wiser than that. Fact.”

— Miranda Hart

I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.

— Miranda Hart

About me - I used to want to be a P.E. teacher, and kind of still do.

— Miranda Hart

I am essentially a middle-aged woman who likes making up weird snack combinations and galloping.

— Miranda Hart

“To be upset over what you don’t have is to waste what you do have.’ Ken S. Keyes”

— Miranda Hart

My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends'. And Goran Ivanisevic.

— Miranda Hart

Things don't have to come to you in your youth. It's fine for them to come to you when you get older.…

— Miranda Hart

Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.

— Miranda Hart

I have always thought of comedy as an important job and medium, and so I put pressure on myself to do the…

— Miranda Hart

“The importance of nature. The feeding it gives the soul. The sense it gives of a whole world out there reminding you…

— Miranda Hart

Being tall is very good for reaching high shelves and seeing in a crowd. Sadly, it has also given me the inability…

— Miranda Hart

I'm not saying writing comedy's brain surgery, but there is a certain pressure to it. It's the equivalent of doing homework that's…

— Miranda Hart

I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is…

— Miranda Hart

“I hope your dreams have come or will come true. Or you feel inspired to down tools on what you wrongly thought…

— Miranda Hart

“My dearest friends at school, and harmless nicknames then, but embarrassing when you find yourself shouting 'Pussy!' excitedly across Centre Court at…

— Miranda Hart

By the age of 13, I knew I wanted to be a comedian like Morecambe and Wise. So, obviously, I thought I'd…

— Miranda Hart

I wanted to be a farmer's wife. I thought it would be quite fun to wake up of a morning, collect eggs…

— Miranda Hart

However much I might have yearned to be one of The Beautiful Ones, particularly at those ghastly school discos, where any desperate…

— Miranda Hart

I spent my childhood clad in 1970s hand-me-downs, primarily from male cousins, which mainly consisted of a selection of beige, brown and…

— Miranda Hart

I suppose you want me to say I'm at parties all the time and am secretly going out with Tom Cruise, but…

— Miranda Hart

I absolutely don't write for women - far, far from it. It's so not what I want to do. Some of the…

— Miranda Hart

some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions…

— Miranda Hart

“It was the first time I got to grips with the notion of that kind of trust and, more so, of relinquishing…

— Miranda Hart

“Time for an exercise, which I shall call 'Say It Out Loud With Miranda'. Please take a moment to sit back, breathe…

— Miranda Hart

“It is far, far better never to have been beautiful. If you're gorgeous you're going to get by absolutely fine everyone will…

— Miranda Hart

“Then I caught Peggy out of the corner of my eye. I saw how she was behaving; completely absorbed in her surroundings,…

— Miranda Hart

“Do we ever stop dreaming? I know I haven't. I must have been at least twenty-five when the Spice Girls happened, and…

— Miranda Hart

“The only acceptable hobby, throughout all stages of life, is cookery. As a child: adorable baked items. Twenties: much appreciated spag bol…

— Miranda Hart

“I knew i would step back into having a faith at the centre of my life. I couldn't be bothered to question…

— Miranda Hart

“I do love a hotel room: adore it. What's not to love about everything you need in one room? Would you have…

— Miranda Hart

I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing.

— Miranda Hart

I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.

— Miranda Hart

I've never felt like a woman fighting in a male world; I've never felt penalised.

— Miranda Hart

It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot.

— Miranda Hart