My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
A job interview is like a first date. You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else, and it's the only thing that helps me deal with… — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
“If you love three people at the same time, choose the first one, because if there was a 4th or 5th one,… — Emmanuel Aghado Copy Share Image
I would really love to do an action movie. An action comedy would be right in my wheel house. But those are… — Adam Pally Copy Share Image
Admit It. When you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of there...fast! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You are a more powerful person than you might have ever imagined.” Maxwell D. Kalist.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
“Snug pants, bandeau-type corset, and trim, motorcycle jacket. It was a fabulous outfit, but it was so urban-fantasy book cover” — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
“I could not be a zombie. They had no thoughts. Their brains were gruel. They said little beyond "Brrr!" unable, even, to… — Lori Handeland Copy Share Image
When you spend your day writing comedy, particularly with others, the discussion of jokes and how far to push things with a… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. ...… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I used humor to avoid being picked on as a kid. Or I would try and make my parents laugh, so I… — Wendi McLendon-Covey Copy Share Image
“Mystics love to make things as obscure as possible, I've learned, and never use a sentence when a paragraph of riddles will… — William Dietrich Copy Share Image
I'm discovering there are innumerable ways to package, promote and sell my humor, as long as I reserve a little for myself… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ego is hilarious - especially the vanity of a comedian. As soon as you see one start worrying about how cool he… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Now, in the Liefeld household, I don't tend to share the fact that I created Deadpool with my kids, so when all… — Rob Liefeld Copy Share Image
“What song would lull a snake into submission? "John Mayer?" "Over my dead body." "Could be, Tim, could be.” — Gini Koch Copy Share Image
“Mountain logic has a lot more logic than people might think," Alex said.” — lyn gala Copy Share Image
“Kids must spend half their lives throwing things at the ducks in Regent's Park. How come he managed to pick a duck… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
“Mamma says she is quite certain that "how old is too old?" is not a question known to the Lord.” — Annette Bridges Copy Share Image
Trust is the most important part of a realtionship. You must be 100% sure that she Won't tell your Wife. — Zhat Copy Share Image
“I think she fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.” — Lorna Seilstad Copy Share Image
Finding the humorous side of life is like finding the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. — Alberta Peedoodle Copy Share Image
When I look at it now, the whole punk thing is sort of comedy in a weird way. — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
“Nothing is more terrifying to a man than an angry woman. Add a long wooden implement to the equation and the effect… — Sean Cullen Copy Share Image
One time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident. Herpes. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Remember your self-worth and worry less. You can also turn it into humor. — Senoraroy Copy Share Image
It is very important for me to do different things so that people see that my range is more than just comedy. — Javed Jaffrey Copy Share Image
The most valuable sense of humor is the kind that enables a person to see instantly what it isn't safe to laugh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
“I sometimes wish for the old days when audiences used to be ignorant of world cinema and our inspired works were seen… — Yashvir Dalaya Copy Share Image
humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value. — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
“Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you… — Dan Florence Copy Share Image
“The light at the end of the tunnel is another train heading straight for you.” — Joey Green Copy Share Image
“The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Sorry," she said. "I have a psychological disorder that prevents me from keeping thoughts inside my head where they belong. ” — Jeri Smith-Ready Copy Share Image
Don't love someone because you have sex with them. Have sex with someone because you love them... — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“Some are great. Some are born great. Some have greatness thrust upon them. And then there's you.” — Reginald Dipwipple Copy Share Image
