My wheelhouse is intense characters who have a certain sympathetic streak and also a sense of humor. — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
“Why?" Kieran grinned. "'Cause you can't dance, it's too wet to plow, and it's a little windy to be stacking chickens.” — Jesse Hajicek Copy Share Image
“I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
I think a lot of people, when they don't quite fit in in the world, use humor to combat that and to… — Kaya Scodelario Copy Share Image
“The lads I've met in cupid's deadlock Were - shall we say? - born out of wedlock” — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
In Physic, things of melancholic hue and quality are used against melancholy, sour against sour, salt to remove salt humors. — John Milton Copy Share Image
Comedy is so subjective, you know what I mean? To sit there and technically pick it apart is so stupid. — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
“I’ll be back as quick as I can,” I said awkwardly. “Sure.” “Stay cool.” “Don’t worry, I’m not going to punch anybody.”… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Toad must have been very accustomed to traveling this way, balanced on the back rails of a rushing buggy, but Melena was… — M.L. LeGette Copy Share Image
Now I'm just like everybody else, and it's so funny, the way monogamy is funny, the way someone falling down in the… — Jeffrey McDaniel Copy Share Image
When I started comedy, I was a big Eddie Murphy fan. I thought if you did stand-up, you were supposed to know… — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
“Have you thought about studying psychology, Kyle?” he asked. “I plan to get my PhD in that. To get my PhD in… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Finally, we entered Chetaube County, my imaginary birthplace, where the names of the little winding roads and minuscule mountain communities never failed… — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
In both Surfing the Himalayas and Snowboarding to Nirvana, I have tried to transmit as best I could the spirit of humor,… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“No wonder he'd never really finished becoming one of us. We just thought it was because he was half Japanese, and lived… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“the gift is having a daughter more gentle than you are, whose laughter is finer than yours.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“I'm never growing up, I'll just sit in the corner of time and sip my juice box petulantly and judge your terrible… — Rhiannon McGavin Copy Share Image
I'm a big cultural pusher when it comes to hip-hop, disco music, comedy, all that stuff that I love. — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room...sex-ed is so advanced now, they also give homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it's terribly difficult to take sex seriously if you've got a sense of humor. — Charlotte Bingham Copy Share Image
Most of the time, the truth is ugly and in your face! My observational brand of humor is very much all in… — Erik Griffin Copy Share Image
“Those guards are going to be all sorts of pissed when they find out they've been following a bunny rabbit.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
“A few times I saw a chicken walking around importantly, like some kind of a regional manager.” — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, Mr. Whiteleaf. I'm not going to let a monster eat me for minimum wage.” — A. Lee Martinez Copy Share Image
This is a free country, madam. We have a right to share your privacy in a public place. — Peter Ustinov Copy Share Image
“Writer's Block is just an excuse by people who don't write for not writing.” — Giando Sigurani Copy Share Image
“The house seemed to have all the comforts of little Children, dirt and litter.” — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
Spirituality does not have to be serious. You are spirituality. Fun laughter heal you faster than anything. Introduce fun back into your… — Anita Moorjani Copy Share Image
“After a long moment, Laurent said, “I’m going to need some help standing up.” — C.S. Pacat Copy Share Image
“She had so many freckles that Erskine wondered if she might have stolen some from other children.” — Ned Beauman Copy Share Image
“How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf and a former toad in a cake?” — Elizabeth A. Reeves Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it's best to keep things to yourself - if you know what I mean. That's wisdom.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
Why does Beyonce sings: 'to the left?'. Because niggers don't have any rights — Benjamin Dm Copy Share Image
“I can take care of myself,” I said hotly. “Darlin, you don't even know how to pleasure yourself.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Nancy was so thrilled, I thought she was going to kiss me—and I thought I was actually going to have to hit… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Tequila often gave people the desire to tackle the impossible. It did not, however, make impossible possible” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Tanaquil gently toed the peeve. "I'll unfasten the window. Jump out to the lower roof and run." "Stay and bite," said the… — Tanith Lee Copy Share Image
