In my pantheon of comedy idols there's maybe six people: Lisa Kudrow, Conan O'Brian, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Martin Short. Lisa is at the… — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
I am a great believe that your humor is developed at a very early age and it doesn't ever change. — James Bobin Copy Share Image
I think there is gay comedy, because I think most gay comics are very very very in touch with that identity. — Bowen Yang Copy Share Image
My dad is and was very funny and had a really dry sense of humor, which, as a kid, seemed un-fun. But… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I love edgy comedy. 'Coming to America' still gets me and 'Friday.' I watch old Richard Pryor stand-up on VHS, too. — Tamron Hall Copy Share Image
I enjoy doing comedy for the fact that you go to work and you laugh. That's a good combination. — Bryan Cranston Copy Share Image
“Writing a story is like ruling the world. Except it's even better. How many rulers out there that you know can tell… — VanillaCreamPie8888 Copy Share Image
“... the preacher speaks both the word of tragedy and the word of comedy because they are both of them the truth… — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
“Do you remember, Abelard... Once I told you that ecstasy was better than being God." "I remember." "I was wrong, darling. Being… — Bruce Sterling Copy Share Image
Everyone who wants to make it in comedy goes to L.A., so a million comedians fight for time on three stages. If… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you… — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“About as much business as a cat owner has selling dog food. Or an Olympic swimmer has advertising for downhill ski equipment.… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Copy Share Image
I really wouldn't want to live in America. I found New York claustrophobic and dirty. I missed England when I was there,… — Jonny Lee Miller Copy Share Image
I guess as you get older you sort of see the mechanics, even with the best comedians. There's admiration for people I… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
“I was staring at one of the most famous images of Santa Claus of all time — one by Thomas Nast, from… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
“I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls just always get in… — Nobody Anonymous Copy Share Image
He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I want my people to laugh like a lion's roar. Then even laughter becomes a tremendous experience, because it is intelligence at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Though,' observed Sloan profoundly, 'where there's a will there's usually a relative.” — Catherine Aird Copy Share Image
“Not special at all.” She changed her mind and leaned in to take a cookie. “I just heard my number called and… — Brigid Kemmerer Copy Share Image
I tend to do stuff that is in some way tongue in cheek or humorous or has a kind of wry side… — Alice Levine Copy Share Image
On the comedy side of what I love as a filmmaker are Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, and Eddie Murphy; those are my… — David Dobkin Copy Share Image
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy opens you up to ideas that a straight-up drama doesn't. You resist those messages when they come to you earnestly or… — Rick Famuyiwa Copy Share Image
“A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
As a live stand-up comedy performer, I have the benefit of choosing real entrance music. — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
“That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. I think I would have more fun chopping thistles with a butter knife.” — K. Martin Beckner Copy Share Image
Comedy arises out of necessity, because some things are so dark that you have to laugh about it. — Zosia Mamet Copy Share Image
“I don't know what you're talking about. I just like animals," Rafael said. "So does Sky, except he's kind of a hippie… — Rose Christo Copy Share Image
People think comedians don't do drama. Comics are drama. And what is drama, as opposed to comedy? It's all the same to… — Sinbad Copy Share Image
“Lowkey punchdrunk off this Sangria-sweet love and all it’s prodigious trappings…” — Brandi L. Bates Copy Share Image
“That's a pretty serious club, requiring tattoos. I thought only math club did that. - Jayke to Amber-” — Shawn Keenan Copy Share Image
“I don't want to start Any blasphemous rumours But I think that God's Got a sick sense of humour And when I… — Martin L. Gore Copy Share Image
“Are you sure about that he called off the wedding, Jolene? Sometimes Zeb misspells stuff in e-mails, and it comes across badly.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“For women, shoes are the most important. Good shoes take you good places.” — Seo Min Hyun Copy Share Image
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
