I always wanted to be the first. It didn't matter where you start counting from. — Pranav Copy Share Image
“It seems Washinoo didn't mind being kidnapped by lunatics. He remained with Yoshitsune until the very end.” — Pamela S Turner Copy Share Image
Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself. — Mary Roberts Rinehart Copy Share Image
“Majid gave me a brief dazzling golden stare and then half-lidded his eyes again. I know when my life is being threatened.” — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
People who know me know that there's a light-hearted side, humour... But you could easily say I am cheeky. — Waris Ahluwalia Copy Share Image
Two devils rose from the water, and flew off through the air, crying, 'Oh, oh, oh!' and turning one over another, in… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. — Teri Garr Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up,… — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
The movie studios, they only like to make - I make a joke, but it's true - if the movie has the… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
Its the thing that satisfies your mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere!… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
If Shakespeare thought comedy worthwhile, that means the rest of us can take a break from tragedy now and then without betraying… — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
“There are gators, thousands of them. " said Rashawn. " Then we better get out of here before we end up as… — Roland Smith Copy Share Image
For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
“She's got legs like a stork, no arse worth speaking of, and great cow-like eyes. call that a woman?' 'You just like… — Vasily Grossman Copy Share Image
“Children have a tendency to behave as poorly as the most poorly behaved kid in the room. The laws of physics dictate… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“Amaranthe cleared her throat. “Enough girl talk. There are enemy cabins full of dastardly old ladiesthat we must infiltrate.” — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“WGrayson7: yeah. what are you doing up at 1:33:48? willupleasebequiet: waiting to see if 1:33:49 is any better. you?” — John Green Copy Share Image
“Guys don't want women with good taste, guys want women who taste good.” — Sheryl J. Anderson Copy Share Image
“The only thing that's worse than people who say "I am what I am" is people who say "I yam what I… — Ariel Leve Copy Share Image
The idyllic mayhem of two cultures colliding just doesn't seem as funny anymore. — Kris Kidd Copy Share Image
“Where else," I will say, "does an old turtle crossing the path Make all the difference in the world?” — Patricia MacLachlan Copy Share Image
I feel like I work on scripts for comedy as well as dramatic stuff the same. — Rachael Harris Copy Share Image
I never think of a project as just being comedy or just being drama - even with 'Masters of Sex.' I like… — Allison Janney Copy Share Image
“Start out the day assuming you know nothing. That’s a good start to the day.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Suffering is my teacher. If I pay attention to it instead of trying to numb it out, maybe it can lead me… — Michelle Colston Copy Share Image
Tact, the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they enjoy the trip — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As everyone knows, comedy is the toughest emotion to handle. Everything about it is difficult - writing, directing and acting. — Vivek Copy Share Image
“You need to have faith and trust, Moira." "And a little bit of pixie dust?” — Allison Brennan Copy Share Image
“Dorcas, you already reek like a Marseilles cat house; don't wheedle Mike for more stinkum.” — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“In Russia, meanwhile, dedicated young people kept trying to kill the tsar.” — Ian Frazier Copy Share Image
The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena. — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
I try and be as vulnerable in my comedy as possible, to open that door for other people. — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
Some comedies, they want you falling on your face and doing silly things. — Jason Statham Copy Share Image
On this hapless earth There 's small sincerity of mirth, And laughter oft is but an art To drown the outcry of… — Hartley Coleridge Copy Share Image
I think of Paul Feig as the Scorsese of comedy. He's the best at what he does. I think people just trust… — Jason Statham Copy Share Image
“Can't you improvise? You know, make some loud pounding noises or cause the outer walls to bleed?” — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Humor is the offspring of man; it comes forth like Minerva, fully armed from the brain. — Roger L'Estrange Copy Share Image
“I generally assumed a guy was gay until proven straight, taken until proven single, and not interested until he'd put his tongue… — Mara Wilson Copy Share Image
“Cake is for the weak,” Mom always says. Funny, I thought it was for birthdays.” — Danielle Joseph Copy Share Image
