It's so rewarding being on radio, especially because it's not about what you look like at all. And I love comedy, so… — Sophie Monk Copy Share Image
“Laughter can cure anything, when you laugh, it pushes the darkness out of your soul.” — Micalea Smeltzer Copy Share Image
“I love reading books. You really get hooked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” — Daniel Radunsky Copy Share Image
When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can… — Max Frisch Copy Share Image
Getting something and having the wits to use it...those are two different things. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“They certainly won't think she's been taken over by the devil. If anything, they're suspicious that the devil's taken a day off.” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT… — Jonas Eriksson Copy Share Image
I love physical comedy. I love Oscar Wilde, I love Shakespeare comedies, I love improv. — Elizabeth Banks Copy Share Image
The thing is to be brave and move the audience with you, instead of cater to the lowest common denominator, you know,… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
“All right,” she said a little sarcastically. “I was going to assume you liked eating babies and sacrificing virgins, but I might… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“I jumped as Finn seemingly materialized next to me. I couldn’t tell if he was talking about the ocean or my desire… — Kristen Day Copy Share Image
“My whore of a brother has done it again." "Then, as always, orders me to clean up the mess." "I think I… — Yelle Hughes Copy Share Image
“This showed once again that everyone had something different to lose in this battle. Some were concerned for their lives, and some… — Kai Meyer Copy Share Image
If I can laugh with people, it makes me feel safe with them. If I feel someone has no sense of humour,… — Julia Davis Copy Share Image
“Not my finest hour," he says, shaking his head. "You realize you did it for no reason," I say. I tell him… — Heather Hepler Copy Share Image
When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it's always "a big breakthrough" or a "radical departure." Why is… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
There's very few comedy sci-fis that have worked for me other than the classics, like 'Red Dwarf' and, of course, 'Hitchhiker's Guide.' — David Hewlett Copy Share Image
“Now we go in and take over," answered A. "It's our duty to help these people.” — Katerina Stoykova Klemer Copy Share Image
“The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“No really, I'm a werewolf and you're a human, which essentially translates into a steak with legs.” — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Don't make me cover your face with a pillow until you see my side of things." "Isn't that called murder?” — G A Aiken Copy Share Image
I definitely have a dark sense of humor, and in ways I think that comes from having a lot of childhood trauma… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
“Butler: Do you think I look deaf? William: Whadda I know. You look like you could be anything.” — Richmal Crompton Copy Share Image
Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting. — Stephan Pastis Copy Share Image
When you've got nowhere to turn, turn on the gas. , Answered Prayers (Unspoiled Monsters). — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
“Nick: I had a great time. ;) Delilah: Are you winking at me? Nick: No, I had something in my emoticon eye :)~” — M.D. Saperstein Copy Share Image
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
I think comedies should be short. I don't want to be self-indulgent; I don't want a two-hour comedy. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Steve Carell and Tina Fey are a match made in comedy heaven. They're perfect. — Ben Lyons Copy Share Image
I don't have to defend what I do for a job. Who cares what people say? If people don't see the humor… — Too Short Copy Share Image
I need to end up with someone who is strong, intelligent, independent, someone I really admire - sensitive, sensuous, warm, a sense… — Pam Dawber Copy Share Image
“Damn it, I should be the only one allowed to drool over him. I found him first! Or something not as stupid.” — Nicole Christie Copy Share Image
“Dear Fly, I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse.… — Casey Scieszka Copy Share Image
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Daca crezi ca am sa accept o asemenea propunere iti faci o idee falsa despre univers.” — Vian, Boris Copy Share Image
My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
“Overhead announcement at psychiatric hospital: Lithium is no longer available on credit. ” — Earl Mac Rauch Copy Share Image
“Pause while reading a book only in case of two things: 1. To kiss 2. To sip coffee Too bad both are a luxury.” — Saleem Sharma Copy Share Image
“The raging burning pain was excruciating, causing me to throw up. I did however manage to remain conscious. Yay me!” — P.A. Lupton Copy Share Image
“Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
