I watched clean comedy growing up, and my dad's clean, so it's just what I grew up around. I don't really come… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
“I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“You can’t be a bad girl, unless you actually do something bad." -Megan Barnett” — E. Van Lowe Copy Share Image
I go out and speak to women's groups all the time, and I say, 'Guys, you gotta laugh and find the humor… — Vicki Lawrence Copy Share Image
“So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!!” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
Humor prevents one from becoming a tragic figure even though he she is involved in tragic events. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At times of the severest depression, humor is what binds people together. — Robert Carlyle Copy Share Image
“Santa Claus is a lie but if you think that's bad, check out what 'fuck' really means.” — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
“You mean that because I have no name I cannot die and that you cannot be held answerable for death even if… — Flann O'Brien Copy Share Image
I have always liked comedy but with 'Yamla Pagla Deewana,' things were really different. I realized that situational comedy is the new… — Mukul Dev Copy Share Image
The Lord is not serious. In fact, it is a little hard to know just what else He is except loving. And… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
“What's the problem Earthman?" said Zaphod, now transferring his attention to the animal's enormous rump. "I just don't want to eat an… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“I’m not trying to impress you,” he replied, glancing up at the front of the room. “Gads,” he said, blinking in surprise.… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“(Vaughn said)"I'm serious. There was a speech and everything. She told me that I run around with my 'obviously healthy ego' and… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“Yeah, but I want to take a look at your little peashooter. It's kinda cute." "It's a gun," Brenda said. Lula pulled… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“My colleague deciphered some bits of the writing on the wolf-totem jar. He found a smattering of words and phrases that spoke… — James Rollins Copy Share Image
The one thing that I'm really obsessed with is multi-camera comedy. It is a form that is unique to network television. — Kevin Reilly Copy Share Image
“Far be it from me to suggest that all women should go running after gamekeepers for lovers.” — D.H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter. — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
“Some mornings it's just not worth it to chew through the leather straps.” — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
What's great about having an audience is they can let you know what they don't think is funny, and you can just… — Maggie Carey Copy Share Image
I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece... — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women. — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
Treat me like a king and ill treat y0u like my queen.. but if y0u treat me like a game.. then ill… — Megz Copy Share Image
I love pandas, they're so chill. They are all like 'Dude, racism is stupid. I'm White, Black, and Asian...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I will pull your pancreas out through your nose and feed it back to you in a drip inserted into your anus… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I was born with a mother who loved me unconditionally and with a sense of humor. — Anthony Ray Hinton Copy Share Image
Evangelicals always assume that humor and faith are contradictory. It's OK to smile, to be nice, but not frivolous. — Mike Yaconelli Copy Share Image
I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness. — Betty White Copy Share Image
It is really hard to do comedy; it takes a lot of energy and focus. It's rather like music: It's a lot… — Christine Baranski Copy Share Image
“You're not a book person. And now you're not an internet person? What does that leave you?” — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Finally! You're here!" Uh…Do I know you?" Well, no…But you're here, all the same...” — Lynn Weingarten Copy Share Image
What's odd is that I've never been asked to do any comedy in film. That's something I could certainly do. — Richard McCabe Copy Share Image
The main evolutionary significance of humor is that it gets us from the closed mode to the open mode quicker than anything… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
The light, humorous touch works well for 'Columbo,' 'McMillan and Wife,' and 'McCloud.' — Mike Connors Copy Share Image
Welcome to my garage! This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
“Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
