“Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straight… — Amy Petrie Shaw Copy Share Image
“If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidence--and punishes those who do.” — Peter Boghossian Copy Share Image
“Remember when I said that thing about not doing anything stupid?” “Yes.” “You screwed up.” — Kieryn Nicolas Copy Share Image
Comedy is all about rhythm and context, and there's all types of comedies, and it's about finding that right brand, that consistency… — Jeff Baena Copy Share Image
“A must-read full of humor with insight into the business of sports and the horse business.” — Steve Byk Copy Share Image
“Three-hour layover in Seattle. If you were flying Alaska Airlines and you wanted to go to hell you had to fly through… — Dana Stabenow Copy Share Image
Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike. — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
“You thought I was a werewolf?" Dervish asks. "Yes" I answer hollowly. "You ass.” — Darren Shan Copy Share Image
Interestingly enough, even though my parents didn't necessarily support what I was doing at first, going into comedy, a lot of what… — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
“I hope the artist who illustrates this work will take care to do justice to his portrait. Mr. Clive himself, let that… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
“I used to look at Jinks and marvel at her smooth complexion, but over the years I have come to realise that… — Sandi Toksvig Copy Share Image
What you want to do is talk about ideas, you write a novel, you have a lecture about those ideas. Satire and… — Justin Simien Copy Share Image
“But Americans have also exercised an additional option for decades: make fun of something. The Constitution does not guarantee Americans the right… — Michael Kantor Copy Share Image
“In the secular trinity of Irish-American values, loyalty and humor are father and son. Self-deprecation is the spirit that works in mysterious… — Maureen Dezell Copy Share Image
“And now the minister prayed. A good, generous prayer it was, and went into details: it pleaded for the church, and the… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
That catharsis is really the core of the incredibly personal comedy of Louis C.K. or Marc Maron or whatever. And look -… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
“Preparing to go to school was like getting ready for extended deep sea diving.” — Jean Shepherd Copy Share Image
“How does he do this to me? He's just touching a small area of my body and the hormones are flying.” — E.L. James Copy Share Image
R.I.P to my Ex...the funeral will be held at Never Again Baptist Church, located across from The Lies You Told Cemetery, on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I suggest you give up now. According to my research, in a vampire-werewolf love triangle, the vampire always gets the girl.” — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“Phrase the question any way you like…The answer will still be ‘Kiss my ass.” — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“ I write for the beauty of the printed word" from PREFACE to BIPOLAR BUFFALO” — Anthony Antek Copy Share Image
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Our desire for immortality through our individual & collective creativity despite inevitable death is the only truly funny thing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You say very funny things. I am sorry I can't say funny things back. This is not a funny time for me.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I want to entertain people, whether it be with a comedy, a drama or a movie. An idea's an idea. — Bruce Nash Copy Share Image
The bulk of my work is comedy and I wanted to use the gaming world as a vehicle to deliver comedy. — Zoe Quinn Copy Share Image
After my first play, I realised that comedy was my forte - rather than being a dukhi heroine, I would rather do… — Poonam Dhillon Copy Share Image
Ive got 2 grand in my pockets thats itching to turn into 12 bucks and a hangover — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
“She is an agent of the Devil, possibly escorted out of Hell for behavior which would make a demon go "Ooooo, that's… — Amy Petrie Shaw Copy Share Image
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty. — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“After all, one does not scream at lesbians in Doc Martens unless one wants to receive a penis kicking.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
I've always been a fan of a Johnny Carson because he was so great with an audience and not afraid of self-deprecating… — Vince Vaughn Copy Share Image
I am convinced that there can be no regeneration of mankind until laughter is put down. — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humor is essential to survival. Funny poems are vastly underrated. Very underwritten. — Rachel Zucker Copy Share Image
“Oh, Lord, she thought. This was crazy. She was being haunted by one ghost and guarded by another.” — Heather Graham Copy Share Image
“My job is to scream cockle-doodle-doo. Don't blame me if the sun doesn't rise.” — Janet Skeslien Charles Copy Share Image
Comedy fans are the best fans. They embrace and support you doing low-budget work and will follow you to the end of… — June Diane Raphael Copy Share Image
