“I’ve been trying to take things slowly because I didn’t want to scare you with the intensity of how I feel.” — Katie Reus Copy Share Image
“Perv—I’ve gotten upgraded from stalker.' Wasn’t he the eternal optimist?” — Laura Thalassa Copy Share Image
Beth: Are you stalking me now? Nick: No, I'm just running into you in a premidetated manner — When In Rome - Beth Copy Share Image
“My boyfriend called me a stalker. Well, he’s not actually my boyfriend …” – STATUS UPDATE” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“He seems friendly, but what do I know? I do call him Stalker Boy for a reason.” — Michelle Warren Copy Share Image
“The doo-wop stalker love song on a Cincinnati oldies station--you broke up with me because I was an obnoxious jerk and now… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
“Are you a stalker or something?” “I’ve been called that a time or two, oddly enough.” My jaw unhinged. “And it’s funny,… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
I don't mind people talking to me as they are only ever nice. Although I had one frightening experience when I had… — Paul Young Copy Share Image
If you make a fake profile posing as a girl and add people to spy on them you should maybe invest in… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
“Ew to you telling me not to ew you, though.” “Ew to you having a stalker in the first place. It’s so… — Babe Walker Copy Share Image
I'm fairly sure that my cute next door neighbor thinks I'm a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter and even in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'm not really a stalker, but my school is so small it's hard not to notice a person's schedule if you have… — Kristen Chandler Copy Share Image
“But of course when you've got it bad for somebody, you aren't really sane. You're a stalker and a groupie combined, and… — Kirsty Eagar Copy Share Image
“My boyfriend called me a stalker. Well, he’s not actually my boyfriend …” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Next year I hope to get a stalker or two because I don't believe you've arrived until you get a stalker. — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
“Minds that have withered into psychosis are far more terrifying than any character of fiction.” — Christian Baloga Copy Share Image
“Dean was not in love with himself. He was beyond stalker-obsessed.” — Priya Kanaparti Copy Share Image
