Hours Quotes by Jimmy Fallon

13 Hours quotes by Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon’s humor often springs from the everyday rush of the clock. In these thirteen quick lines you’ll find his playful spin on the hour, perfect for a brief, upbeat break in a hectic schedule.

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Bernie Sanders' presidential campaign announced that it raised over $1.5 million in the 24 hours after he announced his bid. Meanwhile, a…

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Director Ken Burns revealed that his next documentary is about Franklin Roosevelt, and it's fourteen hours long...which sounds like too much, until…

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I just feel like people like a little break. Especially at 12:37 at night, you go, like, 'I'm just tired of the…

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President Obama recently said that his day is all about politics, so in the mornings he likes to watch ESPN. So if…

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Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare…

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During a speech on Sunday, President Obama said to the crowd, 'We've got to vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote.' This went…

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During a recent interview, President Obama revealed that his favorite movie this year was 'Boyhood.' It makes sense. If there's one thing…

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A man in Georgia was arrested for burglary after he left his Facebook account open on the victim's computer. But this is…

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People ask me, Jimmy, howd you get here tonight. Lets just say it involved a two-hour make-out session with Elaine Stritch. It…

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In a two-hour interview last Friday, Bruce Jenner told ABC's Diane Sawyer, 'For all intents and purposes, I'm a woman.' At which…

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North Korea has declared its own time zone that they are calling 'Pyongyang Time,' and set their clocks back half an hour.…

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President Obama broke a world record after he reached a million followers on Twitter in just five hours. The only guys not…

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Tomorrow President Obama will host NASCAR racing champion Kevin Harvick at the White House. They both said they look forward to spending…

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