We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A lot of guys have had a lot of fun joking about Henry Ford because he admitted one time that he didn't… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
See where Congress passed a two billion dollar bill to relieve bankers' mistakes. You can always count on us helping those who… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Horsemanship through the history of all nations has been considered one of the highest accomplishments. You can't pass a park without seeing… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can never tell, till you see… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
