The Danes are causing a bit of trouble. The kingdom of Denmark claimed the North Pole as their own. Hey, you can't… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Hello, my name is Lisa Jakub. But most people in a restaurant/dentist's office/yoga studio dressing room, call me 'Hey, you look like… — Lisa Jakub Copy Share Image
Loki," I said. "Hey, Princess." He smiled dazedly as he looked up at me. "What's wrong?" "Nothing." I smiled and shook my… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
Hey everybody, this is Rob Halford from Fight wishing you all a crazy heavy metal Christmas and an insane, wild manic New… — Rob Halford Copy Share Image
When you're walking down the street or in the car just listening to the radio, and you're, like , 'Oh, that's my… — Afrojack Copy Share Image
I started as a drummer, so I sort of took on singing duties by default. I had sung backgrounds and some lead… — Chris Cornell Copy Share Image
Hey Nana, If Cinderella's glass slipper fits so perfectly, I wonder why it fell off along the way? I can't help but… — Ai Yazawa Copy Share Image
It's not that I don't want to, it's just that there's no money in it. By that I mean the way the… — John Landis Copy Share Image
I think only once in your life do you find someone that you say, "Hey, this is the person I want to… — Jacqueline Woodson Copy Share Image
The Democrats can't lose, so they got rid of Bob Torricelli, way beyond when it was permissible. The time for a replacement… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove… — Nancy Cartwright Copy Share Image
My partner after Fred Freeman was Jerry Belson. And Jerry Belson, after I was doing so well writing situation comedy, said, this… — Garry Marshall Copy Share Image
Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I… — Barry Webster Copy Share Image
I get Tweets every day from people telling me that 'Hey, I'm going to overcome my injury or my illness. Cancer. Different… — Adrian Peterson Copy Share Image
Well I come from a land, from a far away place, where the caravan camels roam. They will cut of your ear… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I think one reason why our show is popular too is that we have relationships with all these people. They are our… — B. J. Porter Copy Share Image
I'm not targeting government. I'm not saying hey, I'm closing it because I don't want to give you any data. I'm saying… — Tim Cook Copy Share Image
What gave it away? When she loaded me bound and gagged into the back of her truck? Or when she actually said.… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
When David Fincher called me up a few years ago and said, 'Hey, I'd like you to score this film 'The Social… — Trent Reznor Copy Share Image
If your dad is anything like mine, then you have no clue what to buy him for Father's Day. The only Father's… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
It's important that you take care of yourself and blow off steam in the right way. Don't let some woman walk in… — Loretta Lynn Copy Share Image
