Beef Quote by Rick Riordan

“NO!” he screamed at it. “No! Don’t you see, you dumb son of a bitch? We don’t want to kill you! Can you even…

— David Wong

“Everything looked like death to me, a bush was hunched-over grizzly, a skinny tree stump was a wolf staring right at me. My heart…

— Beth Lewis

“Goddammit!” he shouted. “Well, what am I supposed to do with it now?” “You could shove it up your ass and pretend you’re a…

— Ernest Cline

“... a bullock, backing in alarm from the halter, crashed its craggy behind into my midriff. The wind shot out of me in a…

— James Herriot

“A stranger left a white jacket, and it’s tempting for me to grab it, put it on, and use it like a shield against…

— Jarod Kintz

“Hooting and hollering, the crowd reliably responded as if that were the height of humor, while Herman slapped me on the back and nearly…

— Ivan Doig

“I had gotten hungry for bratwurst and had been walking toward the entrance of one of the four McDonald's franchises in Undisclosed (if you…

— David Wong

“Em. Are you the Loch Ness Monster?” Archie stuttered shuffling back a step. “Aghhh! M, M, Monster. Monster.” Gordon shrieked, he turned his huge…

— Mark A. Cooper

“He called me a piece of cow poop!" "Oh, really?" I raised an eyebrow. "Yeah! I was just talking to him, and he was…

— Kenzie Western

“running toward the end of the dock, running toward the tasty stupid man with the noisy gun.”

— Bobby Adair

“Esteban took a step backwards and took his sweatshirt off. He folded it and placed it on the ground next to the wall. He…

— José N. Harris

“He scooped me up and suddenly I was pressed against his chest. “Were you worried about me?” "No, I’m ranting for fun, because I’m…

— Ilona Andrews