Stupid Man Quote by Bobby Adair

“If you run, you better be faster than my gun. -Weasel to illegal aliens”

— Ray Palla

“Yer called Dock because yer old and gray and full o' splinters.”

— Erica Verrillo

“The hoofbeats rang through the town like pistol shots.”

— Hunter S. Thompson

“Everybody hit the deck except for Chesty. It took him a few seconds to figure out nobody was shooting but us. He calmly walked…

— Jim Proser

“  “I am running back my tent to get my sub-machinegun. There are too many Noggies to kill using a pistol!” He then ran…

— Michael G. Kramer

“I turned, ran, fired the shotgun into the air and shouted, “Bomb! There’s a bomb in the fountain! Everybody run for your lives! Please…

— David Wong

“When I go house hunting, I use a rather large gun. You should see me fish for the best tasting Starbucks coffee. Oh, and…

— Jarod Kintz

“Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat…

— Elle Lothlorien

“I ran after him, but he was already back with the others. My footsteps echoed in the hollow space below the dock. I stopped.…

— Megan Shepherd

“Run with the hunted.”

— Charles Bukowski

“voice spoke in my ear, both familiar and terrifying. “Don’t run,”

— Megan Shepherd

“You need to run. Your ass may be bigger than me, but I can use a gun real damn good. So you’ve been warned.…

— Abbi Glines