In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
With old inflation riding the headlines, I have read till I am bleary-eyed, and I can't get head from tails of the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Candidates have been telling you that if elected they would 'pull you from this bog hole of financial misery.' Now is a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Just been talking today out here to all the Senators investigating these stock swindles and overcapitalizations. There has been hundreds of millions… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Every time somebody has thought of relief for the farmer it has been to make it so he could borrow more money.… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We have been just going like a house afire, and we couldent see any reason why we shouldent keep right on burning.… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Ive every said,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When a party can't think of anything else they always fall back on Lower Taxes. It has a magic sound to a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You can't tell what a man is like or what he is thinking when you are looking at him. You must get… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Horsemanship through the history of all nations has been considered one of the highest accomplishments. You can't pass a park without seeing… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Both gangs have been bad sports, so see if at least one can't redeem themselves by offering no alibis, but cooperate with… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
They have passed the big inheritance tax, and that gets you when you are gone. You used to could die and be… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When you get into trouble 5,000 miles from home, you've got to have been looking for it. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
President Coolidge said, 'I don't want the Government to go into business.' Well, if I was Mr. Coolidge I wouldn't worry over… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
